The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince a bunch

[Gaugamela]

of low-life grifters and lunkheads that his name is Jesus while appealing to their ugliest instincts.

[cbabe]

1. Angry joke: He wants to be called Jesus? That's ok. Nail him up and wait three days.

[Gaugamela]

2. Heh! I wouldn't want to be the one to enter that tomb.

[usonian]

4. Well, he did disappear over the weekend.

Some say he had work done on his hemorrhoids.

A snip here and there, and a little cauterization.

Done.

[Walleye]

3. Among all those men, there are only two women. I think I see the problem here.

[maxsolomon]

6. Just like Jesus again!

Jesus only had his mom and Mary Magdeline...

[Walleye]

8. Yep. 'Twas ever thus

[Wednesdays]

10. And very few POC. nt

[Walleye]

12. Yep, I noticed that too. Like I said, always been like that.

Can you imagine how the women and people of color had to debase themselves to join that group?

[lame54]

5. He can walk on water...

He uses his cankles as flotation devices

[Walleye]

9. Now that's funny

[Whyisthisstillclose]

7. I'm more amazed that lunkhead voters that get nothing but higher prices,

fewer jobs, less healthcare, wars, disease, lies, worldwide ridicule and chaos on every level STILL think he is Jesus.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

11. "If you want to get rich, you start a religion." Scientology's L.R.Hubbard

"L. Ron Hubbard was asked at a science fiction convention about making money as a SciFi writer and his response was “You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” Reddit. I've heard this quote many times from sources that investigate this cult, and those that who were close to Hubbard. Googling it this AM, gave me the quote from Reddit. Cult experts, Dr. Steven Hassan and Chris Shelton are also two good sources for cult and this quote. Dr. Hassan wrote a good book titled The Cult of Trump.

[GiqueCee]

13. What an obscene fraud...

... that bunch carnival grifters is. Shameless liars, hustlers, and con artists. And the worst of them all is seated behind the Resolute Desk, thus defiling it by his presence. A close second is that harridan in the red jacket, Paula White, who is undoubtedly speaking in tongues as she picks his pocket.

[Redleg]

14. Indeed

This false piety is sickening.