Venezuela is his planned escape hatch.

[Sogo]

He'll be on a plane to Venezuela as soon as noon on January 20, 2029.

He wants all the oil for himself, and he wants to be the leader of Venezuela so that when the US seeks to have him extradited back to the US to face trial for his crimes here, he can just say no.

[yourout]

1. Hoping he's in a casket when he leaves.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. 1/20/29 is almost 3 years from now.

He won't have any veins remaining.

[aeromanKC]

3. The Hague: Hold our beer

[UpInArms]

4. Well, that's not a problem

As he left a blueprint for taking out the Venezuelan leadership

[chicoescuela]

5. 100%. Oil $ will fund his lifestyle for the remainder of his shitty life.

Melania is on her own

[Fiendish Thingy]

6. That's silly

Trump isn’t going to flee the US- his ego won’t let him, and his real estate and assets would be seized by either his creditors or the government if he did.

[Sogo]

7. You didn't hear what he said today?

Words to the effect that: After I'm done with this, I'll go to Venezuela and be elected President there. I'm polling higher than any politician there. I'll have to learn Spanish but that will be very easy. Language is easy for me.

It was reported that he was "joking" about this. I'd bet the farm he wasn't joking. Venezuela has more oil than Saudi Arabia....Trump can't resist the idea of having that as his own.

[haele]

10. He doesn't joke.

He never joked. He just says the outrageous things he's thinking about and only says it joking when he gets caught.

[pcdb]

11. He was obviously joking

Also, how would Trump get the oil after he leaves office? Is someone going to just give it to him?

[Fiendish Thingy]

17. And I'd bet my pension he will never flee the country

And I’d bet my pension and your farm that he will never be president of Venezuela.

[BannonsLiver]

13. Creditors?

He’s got three more years to grift. He won’t need any creditors.

[rampartd]

16. these con men NEVER use their own money

when they con use ours.

[Emrys]

8. Nah. Trump can't be leader of Venezuela even if he flees there.

In a neat twist for irony fans, their president must be Venezuelan by birth and hold no other nationality, and must also never have been convicted of any crimes.

[Sogo]

12. However, when has he ever let laws stop him?

nt.

[Emrys]

14. I'd rather spend my time and attention on things that have actually happened and are happening,

not things that will never happen except in the diseased imagination of a certifiable loon with far too many people hanging on his every word.

If people let Trump keep yanking their chains, they'll exhaust themselves. And meanwhile, he'll be up to his latest shenanigans in real life.

[wnylib]

9. He's pissed off so many people in so many countries that

one of them might send him to St. Peter before he could reach Venezuela.

But St. Peter could teach him Spanish, starting with "Mi casa no es tu casa."

[usonian]

15. He'll fly to me, Argentina.

FABULOUS golf resorts.
Our tax money will buy him one, two, maybe ALL of them.


Wow!

Und Freundlich!!!



But when he spouts evil, I take him at his word.

P.S. Could you adjust the date to April 7, 2026?