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Orrex

(67,124 posts)
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:05 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet?

Shot himself in his bunker as befits murderous, tyrannical dictators?

Fitted with shock collar triggered by lying and was fried a crisp in 15 minutes?

Crushed once again by the plummeting dollar?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Tuesday OP
No, but he's an old man...someone should be kind enough to help him. MiHale Tuesday #1
Meh, malaise Tuesday #6
Stroked out gazing out window? SheltieLover Tuesday #2
Bwaaaaah malaise Tuesday #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #3
I have a dream... surfered Tuesday #10
Would be nice if the marker would be that accurate! niyad Tuesday #14
No kidding! SheltieLover Tuesday #23
Soon... SheltieLover Tuesday #22
No but malaise Tuesday #4
somehow the day of our deliverance ever eludes us... it must be Satan at work LymphocyteLover Tuesday #7
Drowned in ketchup. twodogsbarking Tuesday #8
Another month of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad Tuesday #9
Based upon the Vulcan mind meld, Spock believes he's already dead. surfered Tuesday #11
"Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today" hlthe2b Tuesday #12
POOOOOOOOR BABY!!! We share your pain. niyad Tuesday #13
Poor little pup MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #16
Doggie wins the thread malaise Tuesday #21
Yes! SheltieLover Tuesday #24
;-{) Bunkered Goonch Tuesday #15
No, but as one NoKings attendee said.... Tanuki Tuesday #17
Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus bluestarone Tuesday #18
Note to self: more stick pins for my poppets. niyad Tuesday #19
LOL, the more the merrier! bluestarone Tuesday #20
buying stock in hat pins GopherGal Tuesday #26
Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public. niyad Tuesday #27
King Charles bumps him off during state visit Wicked Blue Tuesday #25
That works. niyad Tuesday #28
Thanks Wicked Blue Tuesday #29
So very, very true. niyad Tuesday #30
The day that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #31

SheltieLover

(80,641 posts)
2. Stroked out gazing out window?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:44 AM
Tuesday

(
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322110774#post1 )

Smothered when face became covered by stickers intended to hide his fugly mug on National Parks passes?


niyad

(132,564 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:45 AM
Tuesday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(296,266 posts)
4. No but
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:00 AM
Tuesday

Hopefully one of those UFC fighters knock him out cold at the South Lawn 80th birthday party in 75 days

hlthe2b

(114,015 posts)
12. "Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today"
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:47 AM
Tuesday

"makes me cry..." sigh

bluestarone

(22,201 posts)
18. Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:40 AM
Tuesday

Lot's of STICK PINS were being ordered, so just a matter of time i'm thinking.

niyad

(132,564 posts)
27. Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 12:09 PM
Tuesday

My purses have handy little outside pockets, easily accessible.

Wicked Blue

(8,900 posts)
25. King Charles bumps him off during state visit
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:17 AM
Tuesday

"Bloody pretentious twat," he declares. "I am the king,"

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