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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFour Presidents Have Died In The Last Thirty Years...Who is Gonna Eulogize the F*ck sitting in the People's House?
Here's a sampling of who gave the eulogies at their funerals:
Ronald Reagan: 2004 - Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher
Gerald Ford: 2006 - President Jimmy Carter
George HW Bush: 2018 - Jon Meacham
Jimmy Carter (how could I forget, my apologies) - 2024 - President Joseph Biden
Who do you think might give a eulogy at Donald Trump's funeral?
Here are my top two choices: Lindsey Graham, if he's lucky: Otherwise, Michael Flynn
Don't hold back, people. Tell us who you really think.
Blues Heron
(8,843 posts)Joinfortmill
(21,175 posts)Fiendish Thingy
(23,247 posts)Otherwise, strictly family members.
IzzaNuDay
(1,296 posts)But for Cheeto: Probably Stephen Miller
Joinfortmill
(21,175 posts)hatrack
(64,903 posts)Tough call to select only three - so many great speakers to pick from!!
Initech
(108,785 posts)Irish_Dem
(81,299 posts)Johonny
(26,195 posts)SheltieLover
(80,502 posts)In reality, who knows...or cares?
mr715
(3,565 posts)Without an eff to give.
Ocelot II
(130,556 posts)malaise
(296,156 posts)That is all
Joinfortmill
(21,175 posts)Vinca
(53,997 posts)Rec
Midnight Writer
(25,413 posts)Joinfortmill
(21,175 posts)Enter stage left
(4,562 posts)flvegan
(66,283 posts)hiding the real joy that he's dead while relishing in the newfound attention. She'll work in a couple ads for her new shoe line or whatever the fuck she does, work that grift in while she can.
Frankly, a eulogy is for praise and honor, and Trump is one of very few people that will have lived a full life (of years) and has nor deserves either.
Kid Berwyn
(24,422 posts)Canned muzik by Lee Preenwood.
usonian
(25,371 posts)I've already got the post-funeral repast covered.

And with Miller Beer!!

And I've already seen/created plans for the TRUMP MEMORIAL LIBRARY.

I really can't think of anyone low enough to deliver a eulogy.
How about the people who have profited most from his evil?
Pichai, Musk, Cook, Bezos, Altman,
But when you come down to it, since he's a chatbot already, (1) Robotic Trump will deliver his own eulogy!!!
Can't think of anyone more evil!!
If it MUST be a human, his body double.

(1) https://www.techdirt.com/2025/04/29/the-hallucinating-chatgpt-presidency/
Judge for yourself.
Tue, Apr 29th 2025 09:34am - Mike Masnick
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But over the last few months, it has occurred to me that, for all the hype about generative AI systems hallucinating, we pay much less attention to the fact that the current President does the same thing, nearly every day. The more you look at the way Donald Trump spews utter nonsense answers to questions, the more you begin to recognize a clear pattern he answers questions in a manner quite similar to early versions of ChatGPT. The facts dont matter, the language choices are a mess, but they are all designed to present a plausible-sounding answer to the question, based on no actual knowledge, nor any concern for whether or not the underlying facts are accurate.
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This is not the response of someone working from actual knowledge or policy understanding. Instead, its precisely how an LLM operates: taking a prompt (the question about job losses) and generating text based on some core parameters (the system prompt that requires deflecting blame and asserting greatness).
The hallmarks of AI generation are all here:
Confident assertions without factual backing
Meandering diversions that maintain loose semantic connection to the topic
Pattern-matching to previous responses (ripped off, billions of dollars)
Optimization for what sounds good rather than whats true
mr715
(3,565 posts)Donkees
(33,711 posts)RockRaven
(19,382 posts)There won't be a dearth of options for eulogist, there will be competing simultaneously-broadcast events with every scammer and con in the world trying to make a buck off the mourning morons. Candy from a baby.
Permanut
(8,391 posts)LearnedHand
(5,500 posts)yourout
(8,824 posts)PCIntern
(28,380 posts)that, Id like to watch! Hed have a few things to say with that great sensayuma he has.
The Wizard
(13,739 posts)mr715
(3,565 posts)"To eulogize the 45 and 47th President of the United States, Reichmarshall Hermann Goering"
Kaleva
(40,365 posts)Sneederbunk
(17,496 posts)With music.
MustLoveBeagles
(16,432 posts)Renew Deal
(85,175 posts)It's a toss up