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Joinfortmill

(21,175 posts)
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 09:55 AM Sunday

Four Presidents Have Died In The Last Thirty Years...Who is Gonna Eulogize the F*ck sitting in the People's House?

Here's a sampling of who gave the eulogies at their funerals:

Ronald Reagan: 2004 - Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher
Gerald Ford: 2006 - President Jimmy Carter
George HW Bush: 2018 - Jon Meacham
Jimmy Carter (how could I forget, my apologies) - 2024 - President Joseph Biden

Who do you think might give a eulogy at Donald Trump's funeral?
Here are my top two choices: Lindsey Graham, if he's lucky: Otherwise, Michael Flynn

Don't hold back, people. Tell us who you really think.


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Four Presidents Have Died In The Last Thirty Years...Who is Gonna Eulogize the F*ck sitting in the People's House? (Original Post) Joinfortmill Sunday OP
Putin? Blues Heron Sunday #1
Ha, good one. Joinfortmill Sunday #2
Maybe Vance Fiendish Thingy Sunday #3
Three GOP presidents--recalling the late Jimmy Carter IzzaNuDay Sunday #4
Whoa, good one. Joinfortmill Sunday #5
Three options: Mike Lindell, Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes hatrack Sunday #6
Kid Rock could sing a funeral version of BAWITDABA. Initech Sunday #19
Satan would do a great job. Irish_Dem Sunday #7
I assume Sean Hannity or the Shamwow guy Johonny Sunday #8
In a perfect world, Jack Smith, Lawrence O'Donnell & Keith Olberman SheltieLover Sunday #9
A giggling Hillary Rodham Clinton mr715 Sunday #22
Yes! SheltieLover Sunday #23
Lindsey Graham, Mike Johnson, Stephen Miller Ocelot II Sunday #10
AI Hitler malaise Sunday #11
Yikes! Very fitting. Joinfortmill Sunday #13
AI Donald Trump. Do you think he wants to share the spotlight? Vinca Sunday #12
Haha malaise Sunday #25
I would be honored to do it myself. Midnight Writer Sunday #14
And I would love to hear it Joinfortmill Sunday #15
"Tom the Mime" of Seaworld Orlando fame! Enter stage left Sunday #16
It'll be Ivanka. She'll Erika Kirk her way through it, fake tears flvegan Sunday #17
Kid Rot Kid Berwyn Sunday #18
Do you think there are formal plans? Should people write up a complete program? usonian Sunday #20
Erika Kirk mr715 Sunday #21
The worldwide celebrations will be the only sound Donkees Sunday #24
If anyone thought Kirk's was a shameful griftapalooza, y'all ain't seen nothing yet! RockRaven Sunday #26
Pick me! Pick me! Permanut Sunday #27
You think there will BE a eulogy? LearnedHand Sunday #28
Hitler AI hologram. yourout Sunday #29
I vote for Barack Obama PCIntern Sunday #30
Goering's ghost The Wizard Sunday #31
AI Projection? Like at the Charlie Kirk funeral? mr715 Sunday #34
Florida Man Kaleva Sunday #32
Weird Al Yankovic Sneederbunk Sunday #33
Excellent choice 👍 MustLoveBeagles Sunday #35
His friend Putin or the pillow guy Renew Deal Sunday #36
Mike Johnson GoodRaisin Sunday #37

hatrack

(64,903 posts)
6. Three options: Mike Lindell, Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 10:07 AM
Sunday

Tough call to select only three - so many great speakers to pick from!!

SheltieLover

(80,502 posts)
9. In a perfect world, Jack Smith, Lawrence O'Donnell & Keith Olberman
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 10:13 AM
Sunday

In reality, who knows...or cares?

flvegan

(66,283 posts)
17. It'll be Ivanka. She'll Erika Kirk her way through it, fake tears
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 11:54 AM
Sunday

hiding the real joy that he's dead while relishing in the newfound attention. She'll work in a couple ads for her new shoe line or whatever the fuck she does, work that grift in while she can.

Frankly, a eulogy is for praise and honor, and Trump is one of very few people that will have lived a full life (of years) and has nor deserves either.

usonian

(25,371 posts)
20. Do you think there are formal plans? Should people write up a complete program?
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 12:43 PM
Sunday

I've already got the post-funeral repast covered.



And with Miller Beer!!



And I've already seen/created plans for the TRUMP MEMORIAL LIBRARY.



I really can't think of anyone low enough to deliver a eulogy.

How about the people who have profited most from his evil?

Pichai, Musk, Cook, Bezos, Altman,

But when you come down to it, since he's a chatbot already, (1) Robotic Trump will deliver his own eulogy!!!

Can't think of anyone more evil!!
If it MUST be a human, his body double.




(1) https://www.techdirt.com/2025/04/29/the-hallucinating-chatgpt-presidency/

Judge for yourself.

Tue, Apr 29th 2025 09:34am - Mike Masnick

We generally understand how LLM hallucinations work. An AI model tries to generate what seems like a plausible response to whatever you ask it, drawing on its training data to construct something that sounds right. The actual truth of the response is, at best, a secondary consideration.

snip

But over the last few months, it has occurred to me that, for all the hype about generative AI systems “hallucinating,” we pay much less attention to the fact that the current President does the same thing, nearly every day. The more you look at the way Donald Trump spews utter nonsense answers to questions, the more you begin to recognize a clear pattern — he answers questions in a manner quite similar to early versions of ChatGPT. The facts don’t matter, the language choices are a mess, but they are all designed to present a plausible-sounding answer to the question, based on no actual knowledge, nor any concern for whether or not the underlying facts are accurate.

snip

This is not the response of someone working from actual knowledge or policy understanding. Instead, it’s precisely how an LLM operates: taking a prompt (the question about job losses) and generating text based on some core parameters (the “system prompt” that requires deflecting blame and asserting greatness).

The hallmarks of AI generation are all here:
• Confident assertions without factual backing
• Meandering diversions that maintain loose semantic connection to the topic
• Pattern-matching to previous responses (“ripped off,” “billions of dollars”)
• Optimization for what sounds good rather than what’s true

RockRaven

(19,382 posts)
26. If anyone thought Kirk's was a shameful griftapalooza, y'all ain't seen nothing yet!
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 03:38 PM
Sunday

There won't be a dearth of options for eulogist, there will be competing simultaneously-broadcast events with every scammer and con in the world trying to make a buck off the mourning morons. Candy from a baby.

PCIntern

(28,380 posts)
30. I vote for Barack Obama
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 04:13 PM
Sunday

that, I’d like to watch! He’d have a few things to say with that great sensayuma he has.

mr715

(3,565 posts)
34. AI Projection? Like at the Charlie Kirk funeral?
Sun Mar 29, 2026, 08:26 PM
Sunday

"To eulogize the 45 and 47th President of the United States, Reichmarshall Hermann Goering"

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