Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Blood pressure hits 50,000?

Followed medical advice as prepared by an AI?

Executed in Somalia after confirmation by the RNC?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?


On a happier note, I'd like to thank all of the generous DUers who gave me Valentine's hearts this season. Thank you for this kind and thoughtful gesture!

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

On a positive note, you deserved the hearts for this daily moment of sanity.

[surfered]

3. Keep hope alive 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

19. Always!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

18. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

2. We must be getting close. Rehearsals for his State Funeral have begun.

[malaise]

9. ROFL

😂

[SheltieLover]

20. ...

[dalton99a]

4. Not until after he whacks Massie with frog poison

[surfered]

6. Or has him fall out a window....defenestration.

[generalbetrayus]

5. Even Charlie Brown wants to know.

[MiHale]

7. God just said..."Fuck him!" Then kicked him into the gutter...

Enough!…was heard distantly as God resumed his walk.

[malaise]

8. No but

This should hasten the proceedings😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221024476

[underpants]

10. 50,000 you say?

Link to tweet

?s=20

https://www.democraticunderground.com/119818598

[twodogsbarking]

22. During filming of the movie the camera crew kept saying we need a bigger boat.

That is where the line originated. It was a joke. Robert Shaw was a great actor and person. His son carries on the legacy.

[underpants]

25. I had never heard that and I'm a big Jaws trivia fan.

[MustLoveBeagles]

29. Didn't know that

Thanks for the info

[twodogsbarking]

31. Look on the net and you should find it. I saw it a few years ago. They even had a picture of the film crew boat.

They were packed in and the water shoved them all over. Filming must have really been a challenge.

[CaptainTruth]

11. Hope springs eternal

[OGBuzz]

12. Snorted adderall from RFK Jr.'s toilet seat.

[surfered]

15. Well played!

[malaise]

28. You win the thread today

Ha

[MustLoveBeagles]

30. ...

[Initech]

13. RFK Jr replaces his critical medication with peptides and hydro injections?

[Blue Owl]

14. Please Lord take him in your loving hands

Then, with all your might, pile-drive his rotten, screaming entity head-first onto a molten-covered stalagmite in the flaming bowels of hell

[surfered]

16. Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel

😄

[niyad]

26. May it be so!!! Right now would be good.

[SheltieLover]

17. Not sure.. is it time to play Where's Piggy?

Perhaps time to rewatch Weekend at Bernie's?

Crushed into a spot of toxic orange goo in KS Tornado's daily Condensed News Cartoons post about ruskie ASSets? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221024540 )

[twodogsbarking]

21. Now I lay me down to sleep. I hope that karma gets the creep. If he should die before I wake. I only hope that the

NEWS AIN'T FAKE.

[Wicked Blue]

23. Mysteriously succumbs to secretions from a poison dart frog

[Harker]

24. ...

Remélem igy van.

[hlthe2b]

27. Billions disappointed at the news today... But (happier), these guys make me "get" curling!

If only...