What is Corey Lewandowski's job exactly?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

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Roger Parloff
‪@rparloff.bsky.social‬

a shame to let this @robgeorge.bsky.social post languish on another platform.


3:44 PM · Feb 13, 2026

a shame to let this @robgeorge.bsky.social post languish on another platform.

— Roger Parloff (@rparloff.bsky.social) 2026-02-13T20:44:21.348Z

[lapfog_1]

1. lol

Under Secretary... or On Top of Secretary... Assistant for Secretary Services...

No matter the job title... he is a dick.

[allegorical oracle]

9. Yup -- official DIC...dick in-chief. Amazing how this less-than-attractive dude

manages his swordsmanship. In the first term, he was dogging Hope Hicks. Given that he's married, it must be an "open" arrangement.

[jls4561]

2. Doing to the US what he's doing to Noem. Ew...in both cases.

[superpatriotman]

3. A semi-sentient buttplug

Who peaked in grade school

[MineralMan]

4. Noem's Boy Toy

[bottomofthehill]

5. Secretary Noel's Dildo

Instead of battery, she went MANual

[Norrrm]

6. Male escort?

[purr-rat beauty]

7. I'm gonna guess...

...fuckboy for KLAN

[Swede]

8. Blanket retriever.

[milestogo]

10. And garbage remover.

[Fiendish Thingy]

11. Technically, I believe it is personnel director

He’s in charge of all hiring, as well as his other “duties”

[area51]

12. Burn.