LOL! Mark Hamill's Bluesky post for Valentine's Day

[highplainsdem]

The only thing more powerful than hate is love of chocolate❣️

— Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) 2026-02-14T20:03:04.806Z

[MiHale]

1. Only half as many calories then too...right?

Or eat it with lettuce wrapped around it…call it a salad.

[TomSlick]

5. In Harry Potter, we learned that chocolate is a remedy for the mood depressing effect of dementors.

It also works for the mood depressing effect of fascists. In a country run by fascists, eating chocolate is good for you. Eat all you want - it's good for you.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[niyad]

10. Chocolate contains theobromine, which translates as "food of the gods".

Scientists verified years ago what most of us have known for ages. Chocolate does indeed help with depression. Around the same time, they verified that dark chocolate went with red wine. NSS!!! Of course, the idiots did not even mention Champagne. Utter barbarians!!!

[popsdenver]

13. But PLEASE

Not for DOGS, in any amount. Those same Theobromide's are highly Toxic to dogs, especially the larger concentration in DARK chocolate......

[niyad]

15. An important reminder..

[NJCher]

16. Aha

Maybe that's why I never get depressed.

[TomSlick]

19. Prophylactic chocolate.

Great plan!

[NJCher]

20. damn straight

I just bit the head off a turkey gobbler chocolate I found hiding in the chocolate closet. Seventy-five cents at the after-Thanksgiving sale at the grocery store.

Yes, I have a chocolate closet. Doesn't everyone?

I feel great!!!

[lastlib]

2. I count chocolate as one of the four main food groups!

1) meat & potatoes
2) pizza
3) coffee
4) chocolate.

Where are the vegetables, you ask? Well, coffee comes from a bean, so there you have it--a vegetable.

[Raine1967]

6. So does Chocolate.

2 for 2!

[niyad]

9. Chocolate, coffee, pasta, and wine.

Chocolate and coffee both come from beans. Wine comes from grapes. well-balanced!

[leftieNanner]

18. So you're saying

Junk, Fast, Frozen,and Spoiled don't count as the four food groups??

[Hugin]

3. That!

Is why our anniversary is on the 15th!

[Ilsa]

4. The half price chocolates always make my V-day dreams come true!

Semi-sweet and dark. Yummy. Raspberry, cherry, caramel, coconut fillings. Mmmmm.

[niyad]

7. I am with the little guy on this one!

[GoCubsGo]

8. That's how I feel about it, as well.

The same goes for the markdowns on the unsold flowers.

[niyad]

11. Also, the day after easter, mothers' day, Halloween and christmas.

[canetoad]

12. Rec!

Thanks for the reminder; it's the 15th here today.

[calimary]

14. Works for me!

Heck, chocolate is ALWAYS gonna work for me! Without nuts please.

[Warpy]

17. Soon after my divorce, my best friens sent me an anti valentine

I've forgotten most of it, but the punchline was "Besides, I can buy my own damn candy!"

So thanks for this, it dredged up a good memory as a grass widow and determined to remain so.