Oh, how ADORABLE. Trump knew Noem & Lewandowski were humping because they drank from the same can of soda.

[Miles Archer]

Sources told the paper—whose owner, Rupert Murdoch, dined with Trump at the White House this week, according to Breaker—that the president “frequently” tells a story about witnessing Lewandowski and Noem taking sips from the same can of soda.

The president, a known germaphobe, allegedly says that was a dead giveaway.

There have been rumors that Corey Lewandowski, back, and Kristi Noem, front, have had an affair for years.

“You can’t do that, it’s pretty obvious!” Trump has said, according to the Post’s sources. “You can’t do that, everyone’s going to know!”
One of the tabloid’s sources described the tale as Trump’s “go-to story” regarding the duo.

https://archive.ph/MRSn9#selection-799.0-855.91

[Walleye]

1. She is sleeping with Lewandowski? She's already living in that special place in hell, chose it herself.

[allegorical oracle]

2. Some days, I believe Noem is setting back the progress of lady people in government

leadership back at least one century. She's a sorry dipshit.

[Miles Archer]

4. She is definitely not cut out for "daily front page headlines"

People were largely apathetic about her existence when she was Governor.

Now, having to see her and hear about her daily has already rocketed past "this is getting OLD."

[FakeNoose]

3. Does anyone in Washington even LIKE Corey Lewandowski?

I don't think so...

[Totally Tunsie]

5. "You can't do that, everyone's going to know!"

Yeah, jackass, because you can't shut your yap about it. Chump's “go-to story”, indeed.