Post Trump: You only get five administration officials to go to jail. Who would you pick?

[Chasstev365]

I doubt many will disagree with my picks, but feel free to nominate others.

1. Stephen Miller
2. Pam Bondi
3. Kristy Noem
4. Pete Hegseth
5. Howard Lutnick

[Rhiannon12866]

1. Good list! I agree completely...

[MyOwnPeace]

16. Somehow, some way..............

Mitch McConnell has to be dealt with. It was his fuckery that gave us the Supreme Court that has allowed all of the tRump-led fuckery to even take place.
Maybe if Krispy Gnome shoots McConnell (thinking he was a ‘mad’ turtle)’ we get rid of McTurtle and Krispy still goes to jail…….

[Rhiannon12866]

17. Isn't he ill? He's no longer majority leader and there's good chance that he'll retire soon

So why waste the ammo. Not only that, but I'd sooner get rid of her much sooner...

[MyOwnPeace]

18. Don't care if he IS ill and/or retiring.....

he MUST pay for what he did to our country! Just like the Nuremberg Trials - even though the war was over and they had lost - they still had to pay for their crimes.
Besides, it would be an example for the future, unlike when Nixon was ‘forgiven.’
And on top of all of that - Krispy Gnome would be getting even more serious charges and longer sentences - and, it’s finally one job that we know she could successfully handle (unlike her current one)!

[ColoringFool]

2. I Like Your List. (It's "Stephen.")

[Orrex]

4. Yep. "Ph" like in Adolph

[ColoringFool]

6. To Be Extra-Pedantic: The OG Was "Adolf." 🙂

[Orrex]

43. But then the joke doesn't work.

If it can be said to work at all, of course.

[Orrex]

3. Can my five picks go to jail for offing all the others?

[WestMichRad]

8. I like how you think!

[FalloutShelter]

5. Decent list but don't forget

Tulsi and Jared.

[PJMcK]

7. Why stop at five? (n/t)

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. Excellent choices. In a pinch, I'd substitute Vought for Lutnick.

Either way, I propose we take all the runners-up, put them in stocks in the town square, and allow the populace to pelt them with feces for a fortnight.

[SunImp]

10. Solid list

I wish Elon was on there though

[rampartd]

11. bessent, patel,, blanche, witkoff, flynn

there is plenty of room in el salvador for many more

[Chasstev365]

12. This is why I love DU! So many great choices. Thanks!

[lamp_shade]

13. Add: Kash Patel

[ProudMNDemocrat]

14. Karma will deal with the rest of them.

Nor will she spare them any pain.

[mvd]

15. Good list but I'd put in RFK Jr.

Hard choice but him over Lutnick for me.

[Johonny]

19. Eric, Don Jr., Jared, Ivanka, and Laura

For life and it would be much, much deserved. Fuck that family. I want to see Trump watch his fading senior years as his family rots in jail because of him.

[ABC123Easy]

20. Subtract Nutlick

Obviously, not one of these people will go to prison after Dump is gone but please add Kash Patel.

Nutlick is doomed either way after '28. He's a joke and the public has seen it.

I wanna see tiny Kashman go to prison.

All 5 are a fantasy but since nothing will be done to punish them after Dump, I can dream.

[Mister Ed]

21. Would the jail be one of the inhuman torture centers where they've kept detainees?

And not a cushy resort like the one where Ghislane Maxwell spends her days?

[2naSalit]

22. Maybe a top ten?

There are so many that need to be dealt with immediately.

[Efilroft Sul]

23. We're all forgetting Russ "Project 2025" Vought and Elon "Pasty E" Musk. They've done a LOT of damage.

* Except for Buns of Fire for remembering Vought, above. Cheers!

[lark]

24. Trump should obvioiusly be already in jail before them.

I would agree with everyone on this list but would like to add at least 2 more -

Bessent
Kennedy

[Totally Tunsie]

25. Only 5? Oh my!

Let's see...

Petty Kash
Blondi Bondi
KLANoem
Hogsbreath
Goebbels Miller

[Sneederbunk]

26. TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF,TSF.

[Ocelot II]

27. I'd swap Nutlick for RFK Jr. He's more dangerous.

[doc03]

28. How many can we send to a mental hospitol?

[bucolic_frolic]

29. There's plenty of room in detention centers

5? Five?

[walkingman]

30. All the above - hard to believe no one has called out "Little Marco" - an absolute disgusting bootlicker.

Also Lee Zeldin - head of EPA

[Kid Berwyn]

34. Rubio.

It's a little game I used to play at the motel pool:

"Marco."

"Rubio!"

[unblock]

31. My 5 picks: every, last, one, of, them!

[rso]

32. List

Great list, but I’d maybe swap Nutlick for Kash Patel.

[Kid Berwyn]

33. Russell Vought and all the traitors of Project 2025

Steve Bannon
Roger Stone
Paul Manafort
Alex Acosta

Bonus Traitor: Pam Bondi

[Roc2020]

35. Those five are a great start

Then go after the those hiding in the background. Nuremberg. I'm starting to like the sound of it

[flvegan]

36. #2-4 are all future rats, so witness protection, not prison.

If justice does prevail, watching these miserable fucks race to be the first ones to turn state/fed evidence will be nothing but delightful. All the knives in all the backs!!

[Scrivener7]

37. If we're talking about my dreamworld, I need a trump perpwalk. Though I doubt I'll get it in real life.

[allegorical oracle]

38. All good, but would trade Licknuts for Patel. nt

[Quanta]

39. Perfect list for a start!

Let's expand that roster as needed!

[misanthrope]

40. You forgot to mention that it is a given Trump is dead

because that looks more and more like the only way we move into "post Trump."

[misanthrope]

41. Can't we just invite the whole lot to a private film screening in a little Paris movie theater?

Shoshana can always make room. I heard they'll all have a hot time.

[Chasstev365]

42. Great reference

[LudwigPastorius]

44. Trump, Miller, Noem, Bondi, Gabbard

If Trump is already a given, I'd move Hegseth into his slot for a cell.

[Jack Valentino]

45. DONALD TRUMP would be "JOB ONE"!

Then
1. Stephen Miller
2. Pam Bondi
3. Kristy Noem
4. Pete Hegseth


I don't even know who Howard Lutnick is--- guess he hasn't got very much media attention.

So many criminals and so little media bandwidth---

[FascismIsDeath]

46. I imagine you mean "other than Trump himself". What about people formerly employed by the admin? Does Musk count?

Because if so, I'm dropping Lutnick and replacing him with Elon. Lutnick is dogshit but I don't think Lutnick actually raped any kids.

I'm unsure about Elon in that respect but also what he did with DOGE was highly criminal... among other things.

[misanthrope]

47. Musk poses a far greater risk to humanity than Lutnick

By orders of magnitude.