Denmarck declares historical claim to North America.

[Swede]

[FadedMullet]

1. Yayz!! Were going to get better pastries and health care!! Yayz!!

Put me down for two cheese Danish and a no cost knee replacement.

[niyad]

2. YES, PLEASE!!!

[Seinan Sensei]

26. How does one say "Yes, please"

.,, in Danish?

[ananda]

34. Ja, tak

[Tasmanian Devil]

3. Passport?

Does this mean I can get a Danish passport! Pls pls pls ...

[Scrivener7]

4. Mange tak!!!!! I'll bring the Danish!!!

[Polly Hennessey]

5. Yes! 👍 Yes! 👏

“Denmark is a developed country with an advanced high-income economy, high standard of living, and robust social welfare policies.”

[Ocelot II]

6. Technically they were Norwegian Vikings previously based in Iceland,

but given the fluidity of national identities in those days I'm not going to quibble. I'd love being annexed by Scandinavia.

[Clouds Passing]

7. I'd rather be Danish than nazi.

I’m a swede, so close enough

[CountAllVotes]

9. Denmark

n/t

[milestogo]

10. I'm Danish- can I stay?

[moondust]

11. Well yeah.

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I figured they would annex the U.S. or at least Florida, Mag-a-Loco and some golf courses and advertising towers.

Incidentally, the Flabby Old Piggy (FOP) has said he wants more Nordic (i.e. white) people in the U.S. Somebody better tell him that Minnesota has the largest portion of Nordic people of all the states according to Wikipedia. And most of the top ten are blue states. I suspect there's a reason for that.

[underpants]

12. "A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.'

- Matsuo Bashō

[DeeDeeNY]

13. Denmark has free Universal Health Care

Sounds good!

[Cha]

14. I love Denmark,.. I'm Rooting for them, Greenland,

Canada, Mexico, and All the Blue Cities and States. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[bsiebs]

15. I would love the Danes to take us over... but I really doubt they have the stomach to absorb our people...

... we would overwhelm them with our rat fucked MAGAs... why would they want that?

[stillspkg]

16. Crazy Sad

Oof dah

[canetoad]

17. Y'all would have to stop

The No Kings protests.

[Tree Lady]

20. I will welcome their king!

[GP6971]

30. You must be from the south!!!

[canetoad]

40. Hey Bro!

The Antipodes!

[GP6971]

42. I call it "the fog of trump"

[tonekat]

18. Welcome!!!!

Would you care for a glass of Akvavit?

[Submariner]

19. Denmark should announce windmills will soon be constructed along the East coast

from Maine to Mar A Waffle House.

[PikaBlue]

21. They should just claim the blue states.

If they include the red states, their national average IQ level will drop below the borderline range.

[yellow dahlia]

31. Bazinga!

[debsy]

22. If only...!!!

The world would be so much better off!

[JI7]

23. This will confuse a lot of white racists in this country

[llmart]

24. Oh, hell...

how to use a drinking straw would confuse MAGAts.

[Just Jerome]

25. Pass me

a bottle of Elephant!

[dlk]

27. LOL!

That’s hilarious!

[Talitha]

28. YES !!!!!

[yellow dahlia]

29. I'm descended from Norse Tribal royalty. Can I be the new queen?

[byronius]

32. Right on.

[Bob_in_VA]

33. That's all well and good

but the downside is that we would all have to learn to speak Danish... and I suck at learning foreign languages.

[kimbutgar]

35. Yes I'd be ok with Denmark's claim!

[sprinkleeninow]

36. Swedish by 'adoption'. 🤭

tack så mycket! 🫶

[Xavier Breath]

37. Something Trump something Hamlet something....

[FakeNoose]

38. Free Danish for everyone!!!

I'll take a cherry-almond, thanks!

[mobeau69]

39. Native Americans longest

[shenmue]

41. Denmark has great healthcare.

I concur. Please come in, things would get better.