Let me make this pellucidly clear

[malaise]

This February something very unusual is about to happen

.4 Sundays
.4 Mondays
.4 Tuesdays
.4 Wednesdays
.4 Thursdays
.4 Fridays
.4 Saturdays

This Miraclein only happens every 823 years.
They say if you send this to five people or groups a miracle will happen😀
So is he dead yet?😂😂😂😂

[surfered]

1. This can only mean one thing: Trump will drop dead at 8:23PM

The time zone? I can’t devine that. His minutes are numbered

[malaise]

2. On January 31?

[QED]

6. April 1 would be more appropriate.

[surfered]

8. Today would be optimum!

[The Madcap]

14. How about Juneteenth or MLK Day?

The best days for a racist to bite the dust.

[ShazzieB]

30. MLK Day works for me!

It's on Monday, January 19, 2026. Much better than having to wait until June.

[SeattleVet]

18. I'd go for either April 1 or June 19.

April Fool's Day is our anniversary (we wanted to pick the one day of the year that neither of us could ever forget!)

Juneteenth is my birthday.

Either date would be a wonderful present!

[DeeDeeNY]

10. January 6 would be good

But any day in February is also good

[BurnDoubt]

20. The Sooner The Better.

[onenote]

3. Someone has fed you misinformation. What you describe happens pretty often.

It happens in any non-leap year when the first of February is on a Sunday. That happened most recently in 2015 and will happen again in 2037. Other instances of it happening in the 20th and 21st centuries include: 1903, 1914, 1925, 1931, 1942, 1953, 1959, 1970, 1981, 1987, and 2009.

[malaise]

4. 😀Every message board needs a

onenote
Happy New Year.

[onenote]

5. And every message board needs a malaise.

Happy new year to you. Let's hope its a tropical storm-free year, or a least just one with fish storms. Hope to spend a few months on island in the spring/summer, assuming that radical left scum like me can get in and out of the US!

[malaise]

12. Love it

😀

[Tribetime]

16. I was wondering ty

[Soul_of_Wit]

17. It happens so often

that it happens every non-leap year.

[KS Toronado]

21. Welcome to DU !

[eppur_se_muova]

19. It doesn't matter what day the month starts, there are 28 days so still 4 of each day, identical except for order.

Only on leap years do you get an extra day, which is sort of what Leap Years are for.

[Old Crank]

28. The odds would seem to be higher

for a Sunday start... but still.

I'm hoping for the miracle.

[surfered]

9. Say the secret word and win $50

Today’s secret word is Miraclein

[RoadRunner]

11. We have been 4 warned

[Joinfortmill]

13. Ha! Passing it forward!

[peppertree]

15. One can only imagine what people in the 13th century must've thought if you mentioned the year 2026...

"Surely by then, humanity will have overcome all its malice and pettiness - no, master?"

"I wouldn't be so sure, Adso."

[COL Mustard]

24. It's cool that they had cameras and color photography in the 13th Century!!!

[Takket]

22. well, not quite every 823 years. this last happened in 2015

[malaise]

23. See onenote's response

😀

[Abolishinist]

25. Actually, this last happened in 2023.

In the Gregorian calendar, this occurs 303 times every 400 years.

[Martin68]

26. That is about as pellucid as a black hole.

[malaise]

27. 😀😀😀

Happy New Year😀

[Martin68]

29. Happy New Year to you, too malaise!