Upcoming acts/performance for the trump Center next season

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Here are some of the acts/plays/performances that will appear at the trump center

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[Trueblue1968]

1. Ha ha ha ha .....lousy presentations !!! Lol lol lol !!!!!!! ! ! !!!!!

[marble falls]

2. I just spit coffee on my keyboard dammit. Laura Trump as Evita! Good stuff!!!!!

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3. Springtime for Putin is going to be a major hit

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[Ocelot II]

4. Lara Trump as Evita!

"Don't cry for meeee, Argentiiinaaaa...."

[Ritabert]

8. Don't cry for me Argentina, cry for yourselves having to listen.

[ShazzieB]

17. And while you're at it, cry for America!

[Ritabert]

26. Yes!

[Brother Buzz]

9. Can they do autotune live?

[ProfessorGAC]

10. They Can, Yes

But, the thing would be working so hard on every note, she would sound like an alien or a robot!

[MIButterfly]

5. That is hilarious!

[Permanut]

6. I guess tickets are not yet available for "Of Mice and Men".

With Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

[ananda]

7. So which one plays the mouse?

[johnnyplankton]

11. I'm holding out for Randy Quaid in King Lear

[TNNurse]

12. It is hard to laugh these days.

But this made it possible.

[kbowman]

13. you mean they skipped kars for kids?

shame on them

[Bluetus]

14. Too bad Rep Kimble isn't on Bluesky.

I have made it this long without opening a Twitter account. I sure as hell am not starting now.

[lastlib]

15. When does The Nuge get "TKC" honors??

Surely, Uncle Ted is as deserving as anybody! If only for "Wang Dang, Sweet Poo-Tang"!

**SNORT!!**

[electric_blue68]

16. Ohhh, boy! I "Can't Wait!!!11!!1!"

Good Snark!

[FakeNoose]

18. I had to google this: Rep. Jack Kimble isn't a real person, this is a parody account

From Wikipedia:



Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Kimble

I guess that makes the story even better. Now Chump is going nuts trying to get revenge on someone who doesn't exist.
Carry on, Jack Kimble!

[a kennedy]

19. 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

Now this is hysterical.

[La Coliniere]

20. Sarah Palin makes her stage and singing debut

in On a Clear Day (you can see Russia forever).

[highplainsdem]

21. Funny ideas. Would've actually been funnier without the AI slop, since the slop is a reminder

to artists on X who are fighting the AI bros that some liberals are fine with those illegally trained tools.

None of the AI-fighting artists I know, who are all liberals, follow that account, and at least some probably would if he wasn't posting AI slop.

Some of those liberal artists do follow Bernie Sanders and AOC. Just checked; had never bothered to check before since it's obvious they're liberals. Very liberal. But they aren't going to overlook the "AI fake art is wonderful" message that posting AI slop inevitably sends. If I were to repost any of that AI slop on X, they'd ask why in hell I was reposting it - if I'd somehow missed that it was AI slop. But if I just quoted the text, which is funny - if that was all "Jack Kimble" had posted - they'd like it.

And that's the problem with some liberals not taking the people exploited by AI into account.

[malaise]

22. Meh!

Jesus Christ Superstar staring the Convict in Chief😀

[highplainsdem]

23. Now that's funny! And we can all picture it.

[malaise]

25. Yes we can

😀

[surfered]

24. More

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27. To make up for cancellations and dwindling ticket sales, Roseanne Barr will sing the national anthem before each event

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[Martin Eden]

28. Stallone singing rap would be like a trainwreck

It's terrible, but you can't not look.

[Pluvious]

29. How about "Annie Get Your Gun" featuring Kristi Noem ?

#LaughingStockNation

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30. In 2027, Riley Gaines and Nicki Minaj will tie for fifth place in your heart when they bring Wicked to The Trump-Kennedy

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31. Mike Johnson will be cast as the leader of the Munchkins while Steve Bannon portrays the wicked of all wizards

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32. Kid Rock and Scott Baio in Romeo and Juliet

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33. Additional upcoming performers/acts/shows for the trumpies

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34. Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain's Waiting for Godot

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