Is there enough sage in the world to

[Buttoneer]

cleanse the White House?

[Ocelot II]

1. Better start growing it ASAP.

Also, holy water in tanker trunks will be needed for the world's most intense exorcism.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

2. And bleach...

Seriously, it's going to be near impossible to get the stench out of everything he's touched. 🤨

[2naSalit]

3. Would be easier...

To just torch it. There's SO much bad juju there, I mean the devil and his entourage have infested it with their evil, would be less smoke and you wouldn't want to waste all the sage in the world.

[William Gustafson]

4. Going to have to rebuild it first, before we can fumigate it...

[calimary]

5. Or maybe if millions of us could burn some sage for a few minutes,

That might alert our guardian angels that we need stronger and more alert guards.

I’m serious. I may be a lapsed Catholic but I still try to keep some form of communication going.

[BaronChocula]

6. Or maybe you can smudge with a pine tree

I'll do a web search for that now.