Trump touring the USA, telling people who are hurting financially that they're full of sh*t, is a true winning strategy

[Miles Archer]

He's going to be doing his moron dance and yelling at the people who show up, telling them the financial pain they're feeling is the new "DEMOCRAT HOAX," and that they are actually doing better than they ever have in their lives.

What could possibly go wrong?

[dgauss]

1. As Obama might say, "Please proceed."

[usonian]

2. Billboards, please.

[AverageOldGuy]

3. He won't make it . . .

. . . past three stops, four at the most.

The pressure will be too much for him. He will quit or have a stroke or heart attack or drop out from exhaustion.

Will the local Rep Member of Congress meet him at each stop? Or will the Member realize that h/she is coming up for election in Nov and maybe I don’t want to do this . . .

[BigmanPigman]

4. Yesterday I said he wouldn't make it to Rally #2

His "tour" will be a Tour de Farce....
"Tour de Farce" can refer to a general term for a ridiculous or absurd event.

[Miles Archer]

5. It will fall apart when he's not met with unconditional adoration and screams of "FOUR MORE YEARS"

IN HIS MIND, I am sure he's picturing his first-term MAGAt rallies.

Problem is, it's no longer his first term, people are hurting, and "IT'S ALL BIDEN'S FAULT" has already run out its shelf life.

He's going out looking for agreement...perhaps, more accurately, compliance...he wants America to STFU about not being able to afford food while he plans his next big Mar-a-Lago party.

[usedtobedemgurl]

6. Tour de Farts?

[dalton99a]

7. "Your bills have gone down 1,000% because of ME. Quit yer bitching!"

That ought to do it