Look, I know...I KNOW...Ghislane Maxwell's logic is VERY COMPLEX and requires MUCH ANALYSIS, but let's try.

[Miles Archer]

"I groomed underaged girls so they could have sex with Jeffy. I am a convicted sex trafficker. I "completely exonerated" Trump and as a reward was moved to a country club prison where only prison staff prepare my meals and they gave me a puppy to play with, but now they are releasing more Epstein files, so there really is only one clear and just solution...YOU MUST RELEASE ME FROM PRISON because I am a CONVICTED SEX TRAFFICKER WHO GROOMED UNDERAGED GIRLS FOR SEX WITH JEFFY and, you know, they don't like people like me here, even in a country club prison, so...yeah. Let me out."

How did I do?

[jaymac]

1. Miles

You did excellently!

[lapfog_1]

2. she can now write a book titled "If I did it"

oh wait, that one is taken already