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From June:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220424717
BREAKING NEWS: White House announces President Trump as recipient of the Noble Prize
The White House announced today that President Donald Trump has been awarded what it claims to be the most prestigious peace prize ever, period.
During a briefing in front of reporters, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced that President Trump was the sole recipient of the 2025 Noble Prize for Peaceful Peaceability and Peace.
For the record, the Noble Prize for Peaceful Peaceability and Peace is not to be confused with the Nobel Peace Prize, the well-known medal named in honor of Swedish inventor and industrialist Alfred Nobel. That award has been bestowed annually since 1901 to individuals who demonstrate outstanding contributions towards peace for humanity in efforts such as arms reduction, negotiated resolutions aimed at ending longstanding conflicts, and measures meant to reduce global poverty, disease and hunger.
On the other hand, there appears to be no public record of any Noble Prize being awarded to any individual before 2025.
Levitt bristled at the idea that the White House had somehow manufactured the award in the hopes of confusing the public into thinking that Trump had actually been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
In all honesty, however, the future's not that hard to predict when the present is so Goddamned stupid.