Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results. Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where...

[demmiblue]

Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.

Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.


Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.

— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2025-11-30T23:20:02.635Z

[Biophilic]

1. And this idiot is our president.

[newdeal2]

2. They were looking for a heart

They found nothing.

[The Wizard]

3. When is Krasnov

being fitted for a straight jacket?

[yellowdogintexas]

4. Having recently had an MRI of the brain, there is no way in hell

that he did not know what the MRI was of unless they knocked him out.
For one thing, it is very noisy and you have to lie still for over an hour and keep your eyes open for the last 8 minutes
The table isn't very comfortable either.

[debm55]

6. I had three of them during my 70 years. I had to say it but I feel asleep listening to the blasting noise. Also got an

IV of dye.

[LonePirate]

5. Our press corps absolutely sucks. If it was perfect then ask him to release the info since there's no reason to hide it.

[nature-lover]

7. Exactly, but this is his hand-picked press corps.

[stumpysbear]

8. We are in grave danger...

He can be coerced into doing anything and is more than capable of acting out on his own erratic whims