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Orrex

(66,512 posts) Thu Nov 27, 2025, 08:38 AM Nov 27

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Is he dead yet?

Raging mesothelioma from talcum powder used to treat his diaper rash?

Run over by car that should have had automatic emergency braking?

Stroked out in rage when someone suggested that he should be thankful?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Nov 27 OP

White House turkey broke out SocialDemocrat61 Nov 27 #1

You win the thread malaise Nov 27 #14

#1 as FDA drops rule for testing for asbestos in talcum powder surfered Nov 27 #2

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Nov 27 #3

"No?"... hlthe2b Nov 27 #4

Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition Blumancru Nov 27 #5

No but if he croaks today, the entire world will be grateful SheltieLover Nov 27 #6

I hate to say it, but I kind of hope that he lives through the holidays Orrex Nov 27 #7

Jfc, you are probably right... SheltieLover Nov 27 #8

I understand what you are saying but if it happened now Blumancru Nov 27 #9

They are going to deify him no matter when it happens. The sooner, niyad Nov 27 #11

Agreed, it would make the Holidays truly joyous! surfered Nov 27 #16

But how can he depose Charlie Kirk? GopherGal Nov 27 #24

kkkirk will never have existed! niyad Nov 27 #25

All I want for Christmas is... 2MuchNoise Nov 27 #12

BWAH! 👍😄😄😄 electric_blue68 Nov 27 #17

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains uunopened. niyad Nov 27 #10

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Nov 27 #20

No but malaise Nov 27 #13

Redacted by the FBI Wicked Blue Nov 27 #15

No cheering, and car honking yet.... electric_blue68 Nov 27 #18

Hopefully Soon surfered Nov 27 #19

No, goddammit! Joinfortmill Nov 27 #21

my wishbone wish is that he swallows one.. mountain grammy Nov 27 #22

I am thankful BWdem4life Nov 27 #23

Tossed out of a helicopter. As God is my witness, I thought he could fly. nt Buns_of_Fire Nov 27 #26

SocialDemocrat61

(6,575 posts)

1. White House turkey broke out

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 08:48 AM

Nov 27

and pecked him to death.

malaise

(291,693 posts)

14. You win the thread

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:04 AM

Nov 27

Today😀

surfered

(10,675 posts)

2. #1 as FDA drops rule for testing for asbestos in talcum powder

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 08:55 AM

Nov 27

Rectal mesothelioma?

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,611 posts)

3. We are waiting

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:06 AM

Nov 27

Link to tweet

hlthe2b

(112,394 posts)

4. "No?"...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:11 AM

Nov 27

"Then why the hell did you wake me up!!!?"

Blumancru

(139 posts)

5. Is He Dead Yet Thanksgiving Edition

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:21 AM

Nov 27

Last edited Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:25 PM - Edit history (1)

He invites Mohammed Bone Sawtan to the White House for Thanksgiving dinner, and offers him the honor of beheading the turkey in the magnificent new Roy Cohn Ballroom. Bone Sawtan has forgotten his glasses, and, mistaking the Chomo In Chief’s NULVA for the turkey’s neck, beheads him in one clean whack with a hatchet.

Mailorderia elopes with Gaetz, who reminds her of a meth version of Donny Osmond, her teenage crush.

SheltieLover

(75,582 posts)

6. No but if he croaks today, the entire world will be grateful

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:37 AM

Nov 27

Happy Thankagiving, DUers!

Orrex

(66,512 posts)

7. I hate to say it, but I kind of hope that he lives through the holidays

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:40 AM

Nov 27

If he dies between now and New Years, MAGAts and the media will play it as some sort of divine ascension, continuing the push to deify him.

SheltieLover

(75,582 posts)

8. Jfc, you are probably right...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:44 AM

Nov 27

Blumancru

(139 posts)

9. I understand what you are saying but if it happened now

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:46 AM

Nov 27

That would make the Holidays a little more special.

niyad

(129,001 posts)

11. They are going to deify him no matter when it happens. The sooner,

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:52 AM

Nov 27

the better.

surfered

(10,675 posts)

16. Agreed, it would make the Holidays truly joyous!

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:33 AM

Nov 27

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

GopherGal

(2,760 posts)

24. But how can he depose Charlie Kirk?

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:02 PM

Nov 27

their current deity?

niyad

(129,001 posts)

25. kkkirk will never have existed!

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #24)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:04 PM

Nov 27

2MuchNoise

(684 posts)

12. All I want for Christmas is...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:56 AM

Nov 27

electric_blue68

(25,308 posts)

17. BWAH! 👍😄😄😄

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:36 AM

Nov 27

niyad

(129,001 posts)

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains uunopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 09:50 AM

Nov 27

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(75,582 posts)

20. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:44 AM

Nov 27

Patience is wearing thin, along with shoe leather from tapping foot impatiently...

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

malaise

(291,693 posts)

13. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:02 AM

Nov 27

He’s getting there

https://democraticunderground.com/100220833752

Wicked Blue

(8,397 posts)

15. Redacted by the FBI

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:32 AM

Nov 27

electric_blue68

(25,308 posts)

18. No cheering, and car honking yet....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:38 AM

Nov 27

So I guess not.
DRAT! :drumsfingers:

surfered

(10,675 posts)

19. Hopefully Soon

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:44 AM

Nov 27

Joinfortmill

(19,741 posts)

21. No, goddammit!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 10:49 AM

Nov 27

mountain grammy

(28,527 posts)

22. my wishbone wish is that he swallows one..

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 11:21 AM

Nov 27

BWdem4life

(2,904 posts)

23. I am thankful

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 12:14 PM

Nov 27

that there is a minute chance that he never existed in the first place in some alternate universe.

Buns_of_Fire

(18,950 posts)

26. Tossed out of a helicopter. As God is my witness, I thought he could fly. nt

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:19 PM

Nov 27

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