Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally shocked to see his hand-picked SCOTUS do something right for once?

Stabbed by autopen while "signing" all those $2K checks?

Finally done in by one sternly-worded letter too many?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[hlthe2b]

1. "It's coming..."

[malaise]

16. Pretty please

😀

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Went to a Veterans Day ceremony and

accidentally shot himself while inspecting the troops.

[malaise]

3. No but

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if his blood pressure falls like his polling numbers we’ll be dancing in the streets soon and very soon.

Add link
https://www.democraticunderground.com/132160237

[Roy Rolling]

4. I checked....nope

But in the end, it doesn’t really matter. 😎

This is one election he’s gonna lose and won’t utter a word of complaint from his orange pie hole.

And even if he could, it’d be drowned out by the cheers.

[Coldwater]

5. Everyone should wear this hat

at the next no kings rally

[twodogsbarking]

6. Secret Service car pulls up. The driver is Mike Pence. He says,

"get in loser, it's time for your nap; with the fishes".

[Grim Chieftain]

7. Today, Veteran's Day, would be a perfect time

The sucker and loser needs to meet his hero Hitler in hell. Now.

[GopherGal]

19. Well, the "perfect" time would have been in 1946 or so

into a rubber.

But the second best time is now. Hopefully Charlie KKKirKKK is preparing his eternal dwelling place for him.
Or perhaps the set-up for the reunion with his best pal Jeffrey is complete.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Who he?

[Meadowoak]

9. He's dead to me

[twodogsbarking]

10. Pelted with 75 million onion sandwiches.

[SheltieLover]

11. Not yet, but it is still early. Plenty of time for the fortunate event today.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

13. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[surfered]

14. Died of a broken heart when he heard rumors Kid Rock canceled his concert tour in New York

Note: The Kid did refund all 14 tickets sold.

[jls4561]

15. To demonstrate the superiority of Trumpcare over Obamacare, Fat Donnie from Queens was the first enrollee.

Gone in less than 12 hours.

[malaise]

17. Nicely played

😀

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. Will someone let me know if this drives out of the garage at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave ?

[republianmushroom]

20. Not yet, damn, so hopeful, maybe tonight or tomorrow.

Another day closer, we will get there.

[BWdem4life]

21. We don't do guillotines in America. nt