Don't tell nobody, but the way I figured it out..... ya see there's this photo of some poor slob and he's in a bad way.

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And he's walking on a beach and there's two sets of footprints in the sand and he's complaining to Jesus that he ain't never got no help from Jesus from all the shit coming his way.

And Jesus tells him, I carried your ass when things were down and even so, you did nothing yourself to get your shit together.

The moral is, you gotta take care of your problems yourself. No gub'mint handouts. Just ask Jesus and an Amazon truck will bring food to your front door.