Can anyone help me? I've lost my Antifa membership card.

[Chipper Chat]

I may have lost it at the Covfefe rally in Claremore Oklahoma last spring. Who do I contact to get reinstated? I want to pay my dues.

[Permanut]

1. Follow the coded message in her emails.

which as we all know, are on Hunter Biden's laptop.

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. Or did you lose in the Bowling Green Massacre?

LOL - there's an academic paper on "the Bowling Green Massacre": https://muse.jhu.edu/pub/25/article/707452/pdf

[tavernier]

3. Antifa????? No such thing!!!!!

Ok, shh, Covfefe rally? That was the one hosted by Clooney and Obama and Pope Francis? Where Lady GaGa performed with MTG? shhhhhhhhh!!!! Yes, MTG has turned! Shhhhh

[Chipper Chat]

16. I WAS there at that rally.

Best part was when MTG danced topless on Gaga's grand piano.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. At No Kings, Sat Oct 18, representatives will be giving out cards & bonuses for returning members

Extra if you bring your own sign.
Double extra if you bring two more signs to give away.

[RandomNumbers]

7. Sigh ... clever?

You, my dear, are not.

(unless I have a sincere misunderstanding of your post)

[Goonch]

6. ;-{)

[Clouds Passing]

8. St Anthony? Can you help us find our missing antie-fah cards?

[dweller]

9. My card came with a free

Barcode tattoo done at the local tattoo parlor … you didn’t get yours ?


✌🏻

[CanonRay]

10. Contact the Grand Poobah for Oklahoma.

She'll fix you up. I'm Grand Poobah for Oregon but I can't do it.

[Dave Bowman]

11. Yes but do you know the secret handshake?

[EarthFirst]

12. I checked the box to have the chip included in my last COVID booster...

My Soros stipend is also auto loaded to the chip.

Look into having the 5G booster as well…

[Sneederbunk]

13. First, you need two Post Toasties box tops.

[doc03]

14. I have an uncle buried in Belgium, he was a Staff Sergent in the US Army

Antifa Division that died fighting fascism in the Battle of the Bulge.

[marble falls]

15. Did you try any of the 800 numbers? You need to get George Soros on your speed dial!

[ThoughtCriminal]

17. Search for "Plan X" on DU

It's the one after "Plan IX"