Here was Kristi Noem confronting enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

[riversedge]

I noticed that that there is NOT even a dozen protestors below.



Here was Kristi Noem confronting enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

What do you notice?

Link to tweet

[malaise]

1. Come on down

I’ve got a Subway sandwich for yah! 😂😀😂

[RazorbackExpat]

2. But do you have a restroom?

She's gotta pee, and the meanies at a city office in the burbs won't let her bring her camera crew into the ladies' room

[malaise]

3. Bwaaaah

Nicely played 😀😂😀

[Tribetime]

59. And jump its quicker than the stairs

[maxrandb]

4. I notice that it's early in the Donnie Dipshit misadministration

The cabal members are not yet afraid to walk close to the edge of tall buildings...but that day is coming.

[travelingthrulife]

47. Yeah. Putin just threw another one of his lackeys out of a building just this last week.

[riversedge]

5. "why does she feel the need to constantly film herself pretending she is important and knows what the fuck she is doing?

Poster has a good point. Noem travels with camera's rolling no matter where she goes.



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why does she feel the need to constantly film herself pretending she is important and knows what the fuck she is doing? What a waste of taxpayers money her travelling around for photo ops and videos! She is causing the chaos there, they were fucking fine!

Link to tweet

[mgardener]

6. She will be running for POTUS

One day.

[GoCubsGo]

11. Yup, just like Whiskey Pete and his stunt last week.

It's all about getting footage for their campaign ads in a few years. Probably some Ozempic poisoning, too.

[IronLionZion]

33. To show real Americans in the heartland the violent leftists pillaging our cities

so dangerous, total insurrection. The horror, the horror.

[twodogsbarking]

7. She peed on the roof. Marking her territory.

[Coldwater]

8. That lying sack of ....

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she noticed the guy in the chicken outfit right away;

You couldn't miss him unless you're blind.

[sop]

9. Someone give that woman some food, and longer pants.

[LymphocyteLover]

10. I notice she's skinny as fuck and is mostly hair

[Coldwater]

17. She knows trump likes them that way

He won't fire her due to incompetence, but If she puts on weight, she's through.

[Martin Eden]

19. Hair and botox

Lies and hate.

[kimbutgar]

52. She definitely has hair extensions besides Botox fillers and she looks anorexic

Totally a plastic Barbie Botox puppy killer. Just doing a photo op for the orange turd!

[LymphocyteLover]

61. sounds like the start of a satirical song

[BonnieJW]

40. All his wives and Ivanka

have T and A

[travelingthrulife]

48. Are they all beards for his real passion? Young girls?

[ShazzieB]

50. True.

He likes them to be slim, but with curves in the right places. Noem looks like a scarecrow in this video, and her arms are like toothpicks. She does not look healthy.

EDIT: Stupid autocorrect changed Noem to Norm!

[Maru Kitteh]

55. Is it hair? She pays a lot of money for that really sad weave

Whatever it’s made of.

[GoCubsGo]

12. That she did a lousy job with her hair extensions.

Just another weakass Trumpster trying to lough like a toughguy.

I'm guessing that overweight "beardo" in the camouflage garb isn't military... Just playing dress-up, like his twit boss.

[Vinca]

13. OMG - a guy in a chicken suit with a flag cape! Insurrection, I tell ya. Insurrection!

[alfredo]

24. Did I hear them say,

Show yer tits?

Oh those scalawags of Portland. You gotta love them.

[CentralMass]

30. 🤣

[BonnieJW]

41. She doesn't have any

[Baitball Blogger]

14. "Werewolf?"

"There wolf. There castle."

Young Frankenstein.

[Mtnmama]

15. Omg, I never realized Portland was such such a war zone!

And in dire need of our military to bring peace and order! The vanity and corruption of this administration is mind boggling. May they all reap what they sow!

[Loryn]

45. Shocking violence!

[Ohioboy]

16. What is it about authoritarians that always makes them look desperate and stupid

Other than that it was hard to see with all the smoke from the burning buildings.

[Martin Eden]

18. The horror, the horror!

Flames and smoke carnage in the streets!

Call in the 82nd Airborne!

[Cloudhopper]

20. Krusti the Cosplayer. n/t

[lastlib]

36. Krusty Gnome..... n/t

[lark]

21. Wonder how long they spend getting every hair in place before her performances?

An hour or more???

[Augiedog]

22. She is wearing her idea of combat boots and her SOG friend needs a few less doughnuts

[RobinA]

57. My Observations Exactly

She's got big man feet and her soldier friend needs to do a whole lot of working out to meet the new requirements.

[IronLionZion]

23. She feared for her life

the chicken outfit looks like a dangerous weapon

[Diamond_Dog]

31. Yah he might lay an egg right there on the street! Oh the horror!

Call in the military!

[robleb]

25. Hasn't he got the word?

Who is the fat guy in camo with the beard. C'mon Pete get him in the program.

[JohnnyRingo]

26. I notice she got up early to get her hair done.

Smart, because if she lets herself go Trump will probably let her go.

[Hotler]

27. It sure looks like she has big feet. Must be ,a mens size 10 boot she's wearing. nt

[no_hypocrisy]

28. Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

[sinkingfeeling]

29. I notice the skies are blue, no signs of a burning city. And who was the jerk who

said, "It's nothing like at night. It's really bad at night,"?

[yellowcanine]

32. No tactical vests and helmets?

Scary shit.

[Swede]

34. All the destroyed buildings and the smoke filled sky.

[Native]

35. and half are reporters!

looks like this was the same day she was denied entry to a government bldg when she wanted to use their restroom (she's wearing the same clothes).

[MiHale]

37. Where's Hogsbreath?...that military guy is 4 Noem's...totally unfit...

Gotta get ‘em down to at least 2 Noem’s

[IronLionZion]

38. "It's too bad they're uneducated and ill-informed"

yeah, that's really bad for her MAGA voters.

[Oeditpus Rex]

60. When she said that

I automatically thought of Magda Göbbels.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

39. But it's really bad at night says the ICE agent

He's had a fear of the dark ever since he was a kid when a monster was under his bed.

[Wednesdays]

49. Yeah, it's REALLY bad

Instead of two dozen protestors, at night there are THREE dozen protestors!

[markie]

42. what do I notice?

hmmm.... that she hasn't changed her clothes since Illinois???

[Tommy Carcetti]

43. Why does the guy she's with remind me of the Jesse Plemons character from Alex Garland's Civil War movie?

[2MuchNoise]

44. What did I notice? She's awfully close to the edge of the roof. Just a little push...

[MineralMan]

46. Confronting the few protestors from on high?

C'mon No'm! Get down there and confront the costumed Antifa thugs. Watch out for the one in the hippo costume, though. She can't see very well.

[Jilly_in_VA]

51. Such a dangerous war zone!

Why isn't she wearing a flak jacket and a helmet?

[Klarkashton]

53. Looks like a bartender from some dive bar.

[republianmushroom]

54. The great American Gestapo leader.

[Cha]

56. I Notice kristi & ICE are Full of Fucking Shit. nt

[allegorical oracle]

58. Oh, the devastation...the inhumanity...hope the yellow chicken stays safe.