Hey Dumbass, I Understand That It's Probably Too Late To Stop You From Appointing Jeanine Pirro to the SCOTUS,
and too late to stop you from nominating Maria Barforama as Treasury Secretary, and Sebastian 'Relief Factor' Gorka to run the CIA. But could you at least refrain from appointing Steven Seagal and Sylvester Stalone to head Special Forces. And please don't appoint Ringo Starr as Transportation Secretary, just because he narrates TOMMY THE TANK ENGINE.
Could you please get your lazy ass off the couch, and stop using your TV remote control as a method of picking Cabinet positions? This is getting ridiculous!
Still, I suppose we're lucky that he's nominating Dr. Oz to run Medicare, instead of 'Dr.' Phil. (And I'll bet Ronny 'Candyman' Jackson is mighty pissed about THAT nomination!) Or maybe Dr. Bong, from the Marvel comics; or Dr. No from the Bond movie. Does he even realize that there's a difference between the real world, and TV?
He hasn't even been sworn in yet, and he's already made the US government the laughing stock of the world.