trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can't Follow Him in

[Norbert]

PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from the toilet and grabbed Musk by the scruff to throw him out, the SpaceX founder having barged in through the slightly ajar door, sat at his feet, stared into his eyes, and loudly whined. “Bad Elon. You know the bed, the couch, and the toilet are off limits. Now, go to your kennel and lie down. Or do you want to get hit with the newspaper again?” At press time, source confirmed Trump had sent Musk to be neutered after he got out of his crate and impregnated dozens of female aides.

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[Demovictory9]

1. Lol

[rubbersole]

2. It's probably the other way around...

[GoCubsGo]

3. I won't be surprised if Eloon gets kicked to the curb before the inauguration.

Nobody can stand the guy as it is, and his weirdo behavior is will become intolerable, even to all the other weirdos in that crowd.

[allegorical oracle]

4. Gagged my tea at reading the headline. Thx for the laugh.

[FakeNoose]

5. The Onion 😅

[lame54]

6. He'll hang outside the door and count the flushes...

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[Sanity Claws]

7. I can hardly wait until this story is on the Infowars site

[niyad]

8. I had to check the link!