I expect to see a Tяump postage stamp shortly.

[usonian]

• It is smeared with orange paint.

• Once you use it, your letter is returned asking for more money.

• Depending on the humidity, it lies flat or lies curled, but it always lies.

but most of all ...
• For it to do anything, You Have to Lick its Backside.

[MiHale]

1. And if you pair it with the Betty White stamp...

Your mail explodes. Matter/antimatter kind of reaction.

[yaesu]

2. and like hitler he will charge the postal service for using his image, that's how hitler made his wealth

at the beginning of his dictatorship.

[lame54]

3. Whatever you do, don't lick it

[Magoo48]

4. Hope it's not a forever stamp.

[usonian]

5. There are places that are forever. NT

[Submariner]

6. He will be designing the aircraft carrier

he wants named after him this next few years. It will be the biggest, longest, widest, fastest aircraft carrier in the world.

He will want it commissioned before he dies so he can be at the christening party.

[magicarpet]

7. Next up,...

The one, the five, the ten, the twenty, and the hundred dollar bills now only have djt's picture on them. All other bills will be recalled and destroyed.

Trump,.. trump,.. Trump,
USA,... USA,... USA.
Make AmeriKKKa trdump Again

[CurtEastPoint]

8. Kinda like this? The "NEVER USA" stamp?

[usonian]

9. From the computer graphics program.

Tan Suit?


Dress Whites?