If a monkey were hoarding bananas...

[onecaliberal]

[GreenWave]

1. Bonobo apes did not hoard. They got romantic!

and subsequently

[multigraincracker]

2. I'll bet he could feed 20 starving homeless people.

[JoseBalow]

8. He could feed 20 people per second, 24/7, for 96+ years

20 people x $5 per meal* = $100
$100 x 60 seconds = $6,000 per minute (1,200 meals per minute)
$6,000 x 60 minutes = $360,000 per hour (72,000 meals per hour)
$360,000 x 24 hours = $8,640,000 per day (1,728,000 meals per day)
$8,640,000 x 365 days = $3,153,600,000 per year (630,720,000 meals per year)

Elon Musk's net worth as of today is $303.7B
$303.7B net worth / $3,153,600,000 per year = 96.3 years (60,738,336,000 meals)

(One Tesla Cybertruck could feed 20,447 people)

* $5 per meal is a generous estimate, the cost per meal scaled out is likely much less

[multigraincracker]

11. I was thinking if he was boiled, baked or fried himself.

Eat the rich.

[Dan]

3. I remember reading a story

about children in an African tribe.

The "researchers" offered a prize to one child that was most successful in completing a run (something like this), the first to cross the finish line.

Well, they were astounded to discover that the children held hands, and all the children crossed together.

Then the children shared in the prize.

The Researched (must have been Americans) questioned the children, as to why they didn't try to reach the line first and thus receive all the benefits or prize.

The children then responded - why should one get the prize and everyone else would not receive anything? By crossing the line together, they would all share in the prize.

It was something like that.... maybe we can learn something from those Countries and their children.

[ancianita]

4. Thanks for the story! I remember that one. It's called Ubuntu -- "I am because we are."

[oasis]

5. Wonderful. Thanks for the pic.

[Conjuay]

6. Socialism rears it's ugly head again.

I hope I won't have to add this, but tempers are running high.

[pansypoo53219]

7. emo can go back to africa.

[calimary]

9. I love this quote!

The baboon on there with it is superfluous, though.

[Jack Valentino]

10. or TIME man of the year...