DEI, MAGA Style????!

[Montauk6]

So, we have a convicted felon and sexual predator with a tiny finger on the button.
A cross-dressing, Netflix-washed heartbeat-away who's frightened at women who don't opt for breeding.
An attorney general whose outlook is "Bring 'em young!"
A Fido-whacking Homeland Security chief.
A transphobic, gay-bashing cult-affiliated Assadist as head of Intelligence.
An anchor baby and illegal immigrant (by MAGA standards) as chief bean counters.
The daughter of True Value Hardware Store's pitchman and semi-finalist in a Mrs Doubtfire contest as Chief of Staff.

He just needs a spot for Ye.

[IzzaNuDay]

1. White-out

The only non white person so far is Vivek. Care to guess if there will be any more?

[0rganism]

2. perhaps Hershel Walker to head up our spiffy new missile defense dome project?

the clowns will be running the WHOLE circus from now on.

Even funnier, there are probably at least some career federal civil service employees who voted for this to happen

[IzzaNuDay]

3. I would not be in the least bit surprised!

then we know for sure the dotard has lost his marbles!

[0rganism]

4. Umm, yeah, sorry, all those marbles are long gone

Perhaps if Trump had simply been given more marbles as a child the rest of us wouldn't be suffering the consequences of his deprivation. Too late now, I guess...

...unless someone can smuggle a big bag of marbles and rolling tracks into the oval office! It'll keep him entertained, and we'll know for sure he found his marbles! CIA needs to start Operation Marble Run immediately!

[wnylib]

7. Roll the marbles in front of his feet as he walks across the room?

[Montauk6]

5. My dear Izza, oh SURELY, there can't still be even a shred of doubt...

THE MAN MIMED BLOWING A MIC, for the Christ's sake.

[bottomofthehill]

9. Tulsi?

[Seinan Sensei]

6. Hannibal Lector

Will be nominated to head
Food and Drug Administration

[wnylib]

8. And several MAGAs will step forward claiming to be the real Hannibal Lector.