Boebert questions UFO experts on underwater civilizations

[struggle4progress]

WASHINGTON D.C., DC — Colorado's Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert pressed witnesses Wednesday at a UFO hearing on theories she said she's heard about non-human civilizations underwater ...

... "The American people are being kept in the dark" ...

"There are rumors that have come up to the Hill of a secretive project within the Department of Defense involving the manipulation of human genetics with what is described as non-human genetic material for the enhancement of human capabilities, hybrids" ...

https://www.9news.com/article/news/politics/national-politics/rep-lauren-boebert-republican-ufo-alien-coverup/73-0e3a0c31-c0d8-4b50-ba2d-3b864a12c777

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

1. Oh, dear lord.

The ignorance is astonishing.

[struggle4progress]

4. "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme that old time attention! It's good for Don Demento and it's good enough for me!"

[BiggaThanLife]

2. She is just an embarrassment as a representative of congress.

"Now that we have all been cautioned in this committee hearing that the mention of Pentagon's Immaculate Constellation program could put us on a list," Boebert said. "Well, I already find myself on many lists, I'm sure, as I speak my mind often. So why not just keep going with it?"

"May as well just go all out and say it. The Earth is flat, birds are government drones, and we've never set foot on the moon, and Joe Biden received 81 million votes in the 2020 election," she continued.

"So, let's just see how many lists we could get on here today."

'The Earth is flat': Lauren Boebert taunts Defense Department experts at UFO hearing

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. Welcome to DU

[AllyCat]

3. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🥲

The stoopid. It burns. And is funny in a tragic kind of way.

[Blue Owl]

5. It's like a darkened theater, where extramarital handiwork is occurring....

[Solly Mack]

6. Please no one tell her about the Little Mermaid.

[JoseBalow]

7. Well, she's not entirely wrong...

[Skittles]

8. *SNORT*

OMFG I remember those

[Eko]

9. Am I fucking awake?

I keep tapping myself and if feels real but I'm really starting to question this whole, fuck, I dont know, I just,, I dont fucking know. This is like if the Onion all got high and played a game called what if? And they would all be like "ha ha ha ha, no one would ever think that could in any way ever happen, but thats good, ha ha hem. Well anyways, that would be funny but no, that's too crazy even for us". And it happened. It really happened. I'm just sitting here short circuiting on this. Tap tap. Tap tap. Fucking tap tap.

[MagickMuffin]

10. She's confusing movies with reality, again

It appears all Hollywood movies are documentaries.


Poor dears!

[Maeve]

17. That was my thought, too!

[nilram]

11. Really, not far away from a career in stand-up.

Or maybe a Dada revival would be a better fit.

[BadgerKid]

12. Uh oh, somebody's been watching X-Files and Stargate. N/t

[Vinca]

13. I know this is Boebert, but I really thought this was the "Onion."

[Fish700]

14. Not a lot weirder than the members here calling for President Biden to impose martial law and

become King Joseph I.

[hvn_nbr_2]

16. Did the experts' responses include the words "batshit" and "crazy"?