Maybe this is a cosmic joke by the Almighty

[Aviation Pro]

Or maybe the Alpha-Omega is just sick of our shit, shrugged the infinite shoulders and said, "Fuck it, I'm not going to waste a pebble, let these stupid motherfuckers blow themselves up. I'll start over with turtles and octopi."

[Stardust Mirror]

1. turtles and octopi because..

because the dolphins already left

[Aviation Pro]

2. But thanks for the fish

And dolphins are no choir boys themselves. Google how they operate.

[lapfog_1]

3. I think the Vogon construction fleet is here

and the dolphins are about to do one last fantastic jump and twirl which is their way of saying "So long and thanks for all the fish!"

Oh, and the final answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything... was, indeed, 42.

[kerouac2]

4. It was a test

Simple really. All who voted trump will spend eternity in hell. The rest of us only spend the next few years in hell.

[usonian]

5. The science fiction writers were right.

A society that gets it wrong will just destroy itself.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

ALIENS, IF YOU'RE LISTENING
and we know you are!
One small favor, please.