GOP Sen. Markwayne Mullin Says He's 'Not Afraid of Biting' People

[Eugene]

GOP Sen. Markwayne Mullin Says He’s ‘Not Afraid of Biting’ People (HuffPost)

“And I don’t care where I bite, by the way,” added the Oklahoma Republican, raising so many questions about what is going on with this U.S. senator.

A day after trying to start a fistfight in a Senate committee hearing, Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) said Wednesday that he has no problem biting people if he gets into a brawl.

“By the way, I’m not afraid of biting,” Mullin declared in an interview with Oklahoma native Kyle Thompson on his podcast “Undaunted.Life.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/markwayne-mullin-biting-people-oklahoma-senator_n_65550143e4b05723e4bb858e

[Sneederbunk]

1. Short Man's Complex.

[Voltaire2]

2. Him and Mike Tyson need to rumble.

[Srkdqltr]

3. What if they bite him? What an idiot.

[redqueen]

4. Idiocracy is happening

[GreenWave]

5. Their latest attention whore.

[DBoon]

6. I hope he's had his rabies shot.

Maybe his owner should make him wear a muzzle when he is walked.

[sop]

7. Markwayne Mullin is a former MMA fighter.

[dalton99a]

8. But can he eat feces and drink out of the toilet?

[Celerity]

11. I can deffo see Markwayne bolting down a hot, steaming bowl of faeces

[pfitz59]

9. He appears to have testosterone overload

too many roids

[grumpyduck]

10. He reminded me of nothing more

than a schoolyard bully: calling people names and threatening to beat them up. Nice going, senator!

[bucolic_frolic]

12. A confession for the Ages, will make great opposition attack on his sanity and humanity

"I bite peope."

He seems nice. Thanks Markwayne.

[tblue37]

13. Even though the "Wayne" is attached to his first name,

you know that guys with that name as a first or middle name are famous--or infamous. John Wayne Gacy; John Wayne Bobbit; Wayne Williams.

[Mr. Ected]

14. I would pay to see him get clocked by a political opponent

Who then becomes erudite while looking down on his crumpled frame.

Violence is never the answer, but if it's a multiple choice test, it could be chosen as a wrong answer.

[LiberalFighter]

15. Stick the sob in an alligator pit.

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. A protein deficiency?

I don't think that would work for someone like Jeffreylionel (Dahmer). And if Addisonmitchell (McConnell) won't muzzle him, perhaps he'll soon need a pretend pardon from his hero Donaldjohn.