TFG channles Kim Jong Un

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Last edited Sun Aug 27, 2023, 07:48 AM - Edit history (1)

Link to tweet

[RockRaven]

1. Does anyone else wonder if Bill Kristol is embarrassed by mistaking one Kim for another?

Part of me doubts it, but it's such a basic mistake to make for a professional pundit.

The miraculous first-time-playing-golf-and-mostly-making-holes-in-one was Kim Jong Il, not Kim Jong Un.

The Kim "dynasty" in DPRK is only three fuckin' people, it isn't hard to remember: Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un.

What a major malfunction.

[BlueGreenLady]

2. Who wrote that tweet for the Orange Gloat?

It doesn’t seem like his usual rant. And look at the professional use of punctuation. It appears to me like a comedy writer has taken over his account.

[SergeStorms]

3. His cheating at golf is legendary.

His "victories" on the courses he owns are all complete bullshit. It's amazing that he's never won a club championship or holds the course record at any courses other than his own. 🤣

Just bad luck, I suppose.

[orleans]

4. "I am just a good golfer/athlete" OMG! a good ATHLETE?

[prodigitalson]

11. well yeah. 6'3 215 pounds is like NFL linebacker athletic

[KS Toronado]

5. tfg didn't write this, he never asked for $$$$$$$$$$

[krkaufman]

6. "hanky/lanky"

Countdown to someone memeing “It’s Hanky Lanky time…!”

[Aviation Pro]

7. I guess that score is ok....

….for nine holes.

That’s our Motherfucker.

[trusty elf]

8. Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog!

[musclecar6]

9. What a riot

Coming from the undisputed world champion of lying, the orange blowhard braggard is now God’s gift to golf. I know we’re all hard-pressed trying to figure out if anybody gives a fuck about this guy and his incessant grandiose telling of anything but the truth.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. 1. 67 my ass!

2. TFG cheats at golf, among other things.
3. It’s his golf course. He should have been disqualified.
4. Do you think you’d have the necessary concentration to shoot a 67 if you had been fingerprinted, had a mugshot, and paid a $200,000 bond 2 days prior?

[gratuitous]

12. Now, now, that's totally believable

Let's ask what shankopotomus shot on the second hole.

[Hugin]

14. +1

[Hugin]

15. Is that with or without the 65 stroke handicap he has at his own course?

Asking for a golf enthusiast.

[Kid Berwyn]

13. No, dip. An "honor" is recognition for a job well done...

…a historic accomplishment; advancing science, medicine and knowledge; a life well-lived.

A man who has never worked a day in his life playing golf counts as just another wasted day of empty entertainment.

[underpants]

16. So he basically admits to being known as a cheat.

[Brainfodder]

17. This just in: Agolf Twitler does not urinate or deficate!