Vandals mow a huge giant penis into grass at Royal Crescent ahead of Coronation

[Trueblue1968]

Royal Crescent ahead of Coronation -- WARNING: This article contains an image of the damage done

Pranksters have mown a giant penis into a famous 'perfect lawn' on one of Britain's most exclusive streets - just days before a Coronation party there. Residents of the posh Royal Crescent in Bath were stunned to see the large phallus on the grass outside their homes today.

The large willy appeared overnight in the Somerset spa town but no-one knows why or who is responsible. It appeared just two days before a large Coronation party is planned for the grounds of The Royal Crescent.

The street is know globally for a "perfect lawn'' surrounded by a crescent of posh homes from the 18th century. On Saturday the Royal Crescent is hosting a Georgian-themed 'Grand Coronation Party'.

Its flyer says: ''Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era. Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.'' https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/vandals-mow-giant-penis-royal-26843122

[littlemissmartypants]

1. Link?

[Hekate]

2. Fortunately, easy enough to temporarily cover up. I'm sure Four Seasons Landscaping could do it!

[Captain Zero]

8. Well sure but with

Trump heading back to the States they probably have a huge press conference over at their place.

[Hekate]

14. But you know, I bet they could squeeze this in!

[speak easy]

20. balls deep

sorry ...

[Trueblue1968]

15. how in the world are they gonna fix it ??? the picture of the penis is huge

[lapfog_1]

18. mow the rest of the grass to match?

or... possibly re-sod the outline... but that might still leave some sign of it.

[Hekate]

19. A big square of astro-turf? A carpet with some chairs and tea-tables arranged on it?

[The Wandering Harper]

3. Bravo

if you're gonna have a giant lawn like that, least you could do is have some art in it

[Trueblue1968]

16. they could play CROQUET on the penis !!!!!

[femmedem]

4. Wankers! n/t

[roamer65]

5. Who would do that?

What a dick!

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

6. lol... interesting homes though. like townhouses?

[nilram]

11. I was just wondering what *that* condo association is like.

Owners probably have their house managers attend to it.

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. A lot of it is divided into apartments

An entire house in it goes for about £5 million: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/house-prices/bath/royal-crescent/

[róisín_dubh]

7. I have a close Irish friend who lives there...

(In Bath generally, or that specific place).
Wonder what she was up to yesterday 🤔

[Violet_Crumble]

9. Yeah, coz carving penises into grass is just so Irish, right? n/t

[shanti]

25. Your screen name

always makes me want a Violet Crumble, yum!

[róisín_dubh]

29. It was a joke FFS

🙄
I too am Irish.

[TreasonousBastard]

10. Well, now the lawn is finally perfect.

[edbermac]

12. Well Charles does have large hands.

Maybe Camilla did it.

[ShazzieB]

13. Being a Jane Austen fan, I'm well familiar with Bath and the Royal Crescent.

And I can't help imagining Austen's genteel characters pursuing their genteel activities in proximity to that. Too funny!

[Lars39]

28. There's a mystery called McDonald and Dodds

that has wonderful drone footage of bath.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. LOL

[Beetwasher.]

22. I Didn't Do It

I swear.

[Trueblue1968]

24. I DIDN'T EITHER .... i would have added ... NOT MY KING to the pee pee picture

[Beetwasher.]

31. Why's Everyone Looking at Me?

I mean come on, it's so childish, I would never do something like that.

[Sky Jewels]

23. Love it!

[boston bean]

26. Childish.

[shanti]

27. LOL

I always wondered what this particular group of buildings was called and where.

[Kennah]

30. If it lasts more than four hours, call a doctor