GOP needs its own special schools

[lostnfound]

They need classes like:

Sources and tax implications for hush-money to pay porn stars
How to pay for your mistresses’ abortions
Brand protection strategies for your forgotten children
Beginners Russian language to talk to your sparrow
Acting lessons Part 1 - empathy, regular guy, holier-than thou
Recovery after the Appalachian trail
Martial arts usage against reporters
Adoption as a cover story
Developing a taste for White Russian
Acting lessons Part 2 - performative outrage
Hatred and violence, industrial scale methods of manufacture
Crypto security: your donors and you

Maybe that could be the new curricula at New College. No more Independent Study Projects, but summers in Russia.

[SWBTATTReg]

1. Good suggestions, but the overall problem IMHO is that they would never pay for it/the schooling.

They would end up having to close it all down for lack of payment. Wouldn't surprise me a bit. They moan and gripe about everything, but then don't pay a dime to help resolve any of the issues and/or problems.

[agingdem]

2. advanced classes in treason..instructors

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Plotting a coup--Peter Navarro/Steve Bannon/Roger Stone/Donald Trump
Financing a coup--Ginni Thomas
Staffing an insurrection--Proud Boys/Oath Keepers...Zoom from prison
Evading subpoenas--Jim Jordan/Andy Biggs/Scott Perry/Mark Meadows
Begging for pardons--Kevin McCarthy/Matt Gaetz/Mo Brooks/Scott Perry
Fake electors--John Eastman/Jeffrey Clark
Conspiracy theories--Sydney Powell/Mike Lindell
"Bullshit" testimony--Bill Barr
Capital tours--Barry Loudermilk
Downplaying a violent insurrection--Marjorie Taylor Greene/Ted Cruz
Martial (Marshall) Law--Mike Flynn/Ralph Norman
Wall Ketchup--Donald Trump

[lostnfound]

6. GREAT additions

I thought about naming them like you did, good job

[BlackSkimmer]

3. Sadly, one of our own could teach at least two of those classes, probably three.

Let's not forget.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. Conservatives are stupid people who cannot deal with the real world

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. Worldviews and she nails today's Christian nationalism push to impose a version of faith on everyone

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