Florida Governor DeSantis To Require School Libraries To Stock Guns For Checkout (P)

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Florida Governor DeSantis To Require School Libraries To Stock Guns For Checkout

March 16, 2023
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Florida BNN - Governor DeSantis, a coveted Alfred E. Neuman art model and “Man who drinks JimsonWeed tea daily because he believes it repulses empathetic desires,” recently floated a trial-balloon requiring Florida school libraries to maintain a stock of firearms available for borrowing.

“Why shouldn’t all patriotic students have access to a gun if they want one?” DeSantis asked at an impromptu gathering of supporters eating chicken barbecue behind Congressman Matt Gaetz’ “Date Cottage,” somewhere in the Florida Panhandle.

Pressed for even the slightest reason or details of the plan, “Ron D’yawn” quickly looked around and proceeded to sucker punch the first young girl he could corner. “Makes my point, if this little lass had access to a gun in her school library, instead of books espousing Woke values, well… she could have drawn down and filled me full of God fearing lead.”

At press time, it was announced the Governor doesn’t think ammunition should be free and available in school libraries, but insists he is working on plans to make bullets at least a Florida State tax-free purchase during back-to-school sales.

(P) Psatire. Silent P.

[MLAA]

1. You nailed it!

[DemocraticPatriot]

2. DeSantis: "she could have drawn down and filled me full of God fearing lead."

Not such a bad idea...

/snark

/snark snark

[liberal N proud]

3. That would be convenient

For the next school shooter

[keithbvadu2]

4. Ohly a 15 minute checkout. You're already in the building.

AR-15 style rifle is the majority/plurality preferred weapon for killing school children.

Crayon pins for murdered children.

AR-15 pins for the guns that murdered them.

[niyad]

5. I had to check the link.