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[madinmaryland]

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[3catwoman3]

1. That is bleeping perfect!

[Disaffected]

2. What part do you squeeze??

Do you turn her upside down first?

[Bettie]

7. Don't forget to shake

vigorously first.

[brush]

3. Heehee. Not enough mustard to cover that hotdog.

[Lars39]

4. OT, but I think she had that dress made

or made it herself. It practically shouts that it’s homemade.

[Irish_Dem]

6. Very poorly designed and tailored.

Butt ugly dress design to start with.

Look at all the pulling at the vertical seams.

And a dart right at the nipple at the bust.

I can't even comment on the "sleeves" without cussing.

And of course I won't mention the improper undergarments.

[Bettie]

8. I'm thinking old bridesmaid dress

all it needs is the giant butt-bow.

[RockRaven]

5. The (older?) twist cap would have been more...

-like and sort of match her facial expression.