What does Rove say to his crossroads backers tomorrow?

[RandySF]

Honestly, what does he do when he gets phone calls in the morning asking him to explain why his expensive master plan didn't work? I don't want to be him right now (or ever).

[DLine]

1. My Bad?

[freshwest]

7. Nah. he'll go with the classic, 'It's all Obama's fault!'

[Arugula Latte]

2. Send more money, and, uh ... I'll explain it all then.

[dem4ward]

3. At least your rich?

[dchill]

4. What could he say...

without his tongue?

[oswaldactedalone]

5. Serves that disgusting pig

right.

[NYC Liberal]

6. I think Mitt and his hundreds of millions of dollars will be okay.

[LadyHawkAZ]

8. "NOT THE KNEES NOT THE KNEES PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE A PLAN

FOR NEXT TIME! JUST LISTEN TO IT, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE AARGH AARGH AARGH"

would be my guess, considering the kind of people he works for.

[DollarBillHines]

9. It really doesn't matter...

Rove has skimmed enough that he doesn't have to count on the future.

It is all really simple...

[Sunlei]

10. he says, 'keep coughing up the billions to keep control of congress' and locals in the states

[LVdem]

11. "Why, yes...

I can bend over and grab my ankles."

[Warpy]

12. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when Adelson wakes up tomorrow

and remembers the awful truth: he spent millions for nothing, his horse lost, he's not getting his war against Iran, and the justice department is not going to drop his case.

My guess is that his breakfast will be light and have a Maalox chaser.

[eridani]

13. Start ponying up more dough to trash Social Security and Medicare in the name of "austerity" n/t

[TeamPooka]

14. "Next time you will have to write bigger checks..."