Honoring the almost brave Americans who didn't serve but want everyone to think they did

[Nevilledog]

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[Drum]

1. Many lolz!

F*ck those losers

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. LMAO!

Too funny!

[Docreed2003]

3. Lmao...K&R

[haele]

4. Snerk. They lay low in military towns.

Too many people around who can sniff out their bullshit in a second. They like to hang out in places where they can play Hollywood SEAL to impress the girls and other manly man-boy types.

Haele

[Beartracks]

5. "Ow, ow, my shin splints!"

Don't forget the bone spurs.

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[KS Toronado]

6. Next guy I see in camo

I'm gonna ask what MOS is on his DD214. Fake "hero" will have no clue what I'm talking about.

[Hekate]

7. Many thanks

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. I was hoping for a list of stolen valor Congress candidates, but this is funnier.