Matt Gaetz has declared Jim Jordan the "intellectual leader" of the Republican House caucus.

[Atticus]

Isn't that sorta like being the best ballerina in Galveston?

[dhol82]

1. .......

[BootinUp]

5. +1

[dflprincess]

2. Well, it is a low bar. Nt

[TygrBright]

3. There just aren't enough "howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!" icons to respond. n/t

[Marcuse]

4. I agree.

[BlueIdaho]

6. And Gaetz has been declared

A pedophile and a traitor to his country. So there’s that

[rsdsharp]

7. Seeing Swan Lake danced well

by the Cleveland Browns.

[brush]

8. Well, they're all pro-Confederacy more or less...

so it follows that Jordan would be head of that confederacy of...yep...dunces.

[dixiechiken1]

9. Quite the brain trust they've got there... 🤓

[Carlitos Brigante]

10. That's an oxymoron.... not you Rush, You say there dead and think about what you did!! nt

[Emile]

11. More like the Republican house leader in charge of the traitorous insurrection!

[SheltieLover]

12. ...

[IcyPeas]

13. Picture of them discussing this earlier in the day:

He heh heh Hey Beavis, I'm gonna call you an intellectual leader

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. Gym Jordan went to a tier 4 law school and either flunked or was too scared to take the bar exam

[MurrayDelph]

15. I think it's like being King

of Bandini Mountain.

[eppur_se_muova]

16. O!M!G! The Onion has outdone itself ! nt