Trump/ Oz Rally in SW PA was an absolute MUD-FEST! Hillarous Twitter thread

[PA Democrat]

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[Emile]

1. Definitely a cult, who in their right minds would stand in knee deep mud

in pouring down rain to see a con man?

[NowISeetheLight]

30. I womder

If my of these brainiacs were also QAnon and standing around waiting for JFK Jr to reappear a few months ago.

[Emile]

33. Probably about half of them. LOL

[PA Democrat]

2. It was the GREATEST rally site that anyone has ever seen!

This was BEFORE the rally and the rain NEVER stopped falling. If they were smart they would have turned it into a boat rally!

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[Emile]

3. Looks like a pig pen to me!

[magicarpet]

11. An action packed trDUMP Rally,.. A good time was had by all.

Excuse me,... would you be so kind as to direct me to the restroom facilities.

Oh fuck it,.. I'll just evacuate my colon and bladder right here.

Stand back,... you might get splattered with excrement and other bodily fluids.

[Submariner]

37. The rhino peed almost as long as Tom Hanks

in the women's baseball movie.

I do admire the back pressure velocity, which I would like for clearing kidney stones. And judging from the purging at the end, it looks like the Kruger Park vet won’t have to stick his arm up the rhino’s butt anytime soon to check the prostate for functionality.

[roamer65]

50. Dump's dream come true.

Think tape.

[Ptah]

6. Soundtrack: Fortunate Son.

[Emile]

7. Fortunate Son was a song about David Eisenhower

during the Vietnam War. Funny after the song came out David joined the Navy and served as a young officer on the USS Albany as one of my shipmates.

[twodogsbarking]

13. Glad you made it out.

[Emile]

14. Thanks

[cloudbase]

15. I was on the Henley and we pulled into Mayport

when Tricky Dick was coming to visit David on the Albany.

[Emile]

17. I was there. Was it February 1973? We were just coming back

from a 6 month North Atlantic / Med cruise. Nixon there really pissed us off. I was getting out of the Navy and had to wait for all the bullshit ceremony to end.

[cloudbase]

28. Sounds about right.

I remember it was winter, but not certain on the year.
We had a hell of a ride off Hatteras coming down from Norfolk. First (and last) time I ever saw a chief puke.
Galley was a mess. Soup and Spam sandwiches saved the day.

That was Henley's decommissioning cruise before being given to another navy.

[Emile]

32. Cape Hatters was always rough seas. I can only imagine

how rough it was on a Tin Can Destroyer.

Must of been when we got back from the cruise in February. Nixon was there when we left on the cruise too in early September of 1972. Big photo ops both times. He was running for reelection. It was so phony. When we left Mayport we were in the Artic Sea doing exercises for six weeks. Our first port of call was Rotterdam, Holland. Soon as we tied up David flew back to the states to help the campaign for his father-in-law. Our last port of call was Barcelona, Spain. The day before we were to depart Barcelona for the states David rejoined the crew. Couple weeks later we pull into Mayport, Florida with the Navy band playing and the President welcoming home his war hero son-in-law. Puke

[mountain grammy]

38. Interesting..thanks for sharing.

[Emile]

39. Thanks, yes those were interesting times.

[Ptah]

47. I did not know it was about a specific sailor.

Thanks for the info.

[Emile]

48. When you posted Fortunate Son that really brought back some

old memories.

[Deminpenn]

35. All of SW Pa was under a flood warning Friday

and Friday night. I think we got about 2 inches of rain.

[SoCalDavidS]

42. No Consequences EVER

John Fogerty demanded that CCR's song not be played at rallies. Gets a great big Middle Finger by TFG.

[eShirl]

4. "Don't take the brown ivermectin."

[PA Democrat]

5. Of course! Ivermectin is the drug of choice when the rally site is a livestock pen!

[Emile]

8. Bwhaha, good one!

Definitely not Woodstock!

[Dorian Gray]

9. a quote from one of my favorite old movies....

The Man With Two Brains.

"Into the mud, scum queen!"

[twodogsbarking]

10. The sun'll come out tomorrow.

It is still raining pigs and elephants here in Pennsavayna.

[Harker]

12. Laughingstock.

Ozfest.

[Chipper Chat]

16. Trumpstock

[twodogsbarking]

21. Mudders Day

[Harker]

22. Livestock.

[Traildogbob]

31. You win Harker

You nailed the festivus for the rest of us. (I use US hesitantly).

[Harker]

40. Oink!

[Harker]

41. Or baaaaa.

[twodogsbarking]

18. Why didn't they nuke the clouds?

Asking for a former President.

[PA Democrat]

23. Or use Trump's magic sharpie to redraw the weather map!

[llmart]

19. These people are utterly ridiculously stupid.

Don't they realize that these are the only types of "venues" he's able to get any more? When he had his last rally in Michigan it was at a venue near me and it's the same type thing. For that matter, until he had a rally in this place I had no idea it even existed. It's out in the boonies in a field with just a rutted dirt parking lot and porta johns for bathrooms.

Having said that, it's actually perfect for his supporters. They probably feel right at home.

[GoCubsGo]

20. Dear Leader made them wallow around in that mud for more than an hour,

before he came out and did his schtick. He pissed and moaned about the rain, too. Granted his whole routine is nothing but whining and complaining. And, those dumbasses just stood there and cheered.

[wnylib]

24. LOL. Predictable for the region at this time of year.

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In 1754, a young colonial officer from Virginia led an expedition to Fort Duquesne (now Pittsburgh) to order the French to leave the land that the British claimed.

He ran into heavy rain, mud, and difficulty getting horses and wagons out of mud ruts. In his private journal he grumbled about the terrain and gave his own opinion that maybe such a godforsaken land should be left to the French.

But he completed his mission, which perhaps prepared him for years later when he led the Continental Army in freezing December weather across the Delaware.

One of Pennsylvania's unsung contributions to winning the Revolution was its weather's role in training George Washington for bigger things to come.

I cracked up laughing when I read his journal entries about the spring weather in that region. Any modern resident of western PA could sympathize with him.

But why didn't he just use of one of those airports that his poor excuse for a successor said, over two centuries later, that the colonial army defended against the British?

[Girard442]

36. Gee-Dubya was notorious for his poor use of air power.

[wnylib]

46. True, but I had in mind Trump's speech

when he claimed that the Continental Army valiantly protected the colonial airports.

https://time.com/5620936/donald-trump-revolutionary-war-airports/

[Tickle]

25. And yet they still come

🤦‍♀️ I don’t get it. They are the definition of a cult

[The Jungle 1]

26. Southeastern Pa and my electric is off.

My electric is off a lot so I have a generator. Gotta keep the sump pump going.

[Boomerproud]

27. Did JFK or JFK jr show up to give their "endorsement ".

Or are they sti roaming Dealey Plaza.

[IronLionZion]

29. Deep state made it rain on his rally

And John Fogerty has issued a cease and desist order on Trump using his songs. Aren't there any legal consequences?

[doc03]

34. All of that green grass on the hill and they hold their rally in a swamp

[intheflow]

44. EXACTLY my take on this!

The GOP really doesn't give a shit about it's voters as long as they keep licking Republican Party boots. Even when those boots are covered in mud.

[EYESORE 9001]

43. My rain dance was a success

I urged the rain-laden clouds toward Oz and the tin-pot wannabe dicktater.

[jcgoldie]

45. I thought this was in reference to what was coming out of their mouths

I guess that would be something considerably more foul than mud however...

[Blue Owl]

49. Wallowing in their own filth