Man who stormed Capitol in caveman costume gets prison

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

ANew York City judge's son who stormed the U.S. Capitol wearing a furry “caveman" costume was sentenced on Friday to eight months in prison.

U.S. District Judge James Boasberg told Aaron Mostofsky that he was "literally on the front lines” of the mob's attack on Jan. 6, 2021.

“What you and others did on that day imposed an indelible stain on how our nation is perceived, both at home and abroad, and that can't be undone,” the judge told Mostofsky, 35.

Boasberg also sentenced Mostofsky to one year of supervised release and ordered him to perform 200 hours of community service and pay $2,000 in restitution.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/man-who-stormed-capitol-in-caveman-costume-gets-prison/ar-AAWZNyZ

TFG's cosplayers.

[intrepidity]

1. If I'm remembering correctly, he was at the shooting scene

and was very much involved in getting Babbit to crawl through that door's broken window.

[Jim__]

2. Aaron Mostovsky - FBI image

source

[Ray Bruns]

3. Ok. The only comment I have is - WHY?

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

4. Ugh!

It made him feel like a cave man, he man!

Stolen masculinity cos-play.

[Ray Bruns]

5. I would love to sit in on his psyche evaluation.

[llmart]

8. Egads!

What parent would be proud of that hot mess?

[Polybius]

10. A religious Jew supporting a Nazi overthrow attempt?

Why?

[MagickMuffin]

6. I think he classifies as a Caveman and definitely NOT an Apeman

I think I'm sophisticated 'cause I'm living my life
Like a good homo sapiens
But all around me everybody's multiplying and
They're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting
In the cages in the zoo man
'Cause compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees

I am an apeman
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an apeman

I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man, oh I'm an apeman
'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an apeman

In man's evolution he's created the city
And the motor traffic rumble
But give me half a chance and I'd be taking off my clothes
And living in the jungle
'Cause the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in the coconut trees
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an apeman

I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man, oh I'm an apeman
I look out the window but I can't see the sky
The air pollution is a-fogging eyes
I want to get out of this city alive and make like an apeman
Oh come on and love me, be my apeman girl
And we'll be so happy in my apeman world

I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man, oh I'm an apeman
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
We'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day, just like an apeman
I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man, oh I'm an apeman
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an apeman


Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Ray Davies

[kacekwl]

7. Eight months and 2 thousand dollars.

Slap on the wrist in my opinion.

[Emile]

9. No kidding! They use to execute traitors.

Firing squad or hanging