"Carrying such a souvenir with you for two weeks will inevitably lead to radiation burns, radiation

[tblue37]

sickness and irreversible processes in the body."

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George Conway🇺🇦
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"Russian troops 'unauthorizedly entered a repository of ionizing radiation sources' and 'stole and damaged 133 sources with a total activity of about 7 million becquerels, [which] is comparable to 700 kg of radioactive waste with the presence of beta and gamma radiation.'"

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“Carrying such a souvenir with you for two weeks will inevitably lead to radiation burns, radiation sickness and irreversible processes in the body,” according to Energoatom.

[dalton99a]

1. Like a poison that cockroaches carry back to their nests

[lpbk2713]

2. Stupidity can be fatal.

Das vedanya comrades.

[PJMcK]

3. Good

More evidence of Putin's folly.

[tanyev]

4. FAFO.

[Tommy Carcetti]

5. Episode 4 of the Chernobyl miniseries covers this pretty graphically. nt

[Crunchy Frog]

15. They'll have to make a sequel now.

[Srkdqltr]

6. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Should know soon who won the prize.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

7. That's a lot of becquerels you got there, tovarishch.

[COL Mustard]

10. Or are you just glad to see me?

In the dark and all?

[The Polack MSgt]

11. +++

[The Unmitigated Gall]

16. God-DAMMIT, Mustard....

Can’t you take someone ELSE’s joke and make it a hundred times funnier???

[calimary]

19. Barrump bump!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. They're about as brilliant as Trumpers

[cbabe]

9. Protect everyone unto the hundredth generation from nuclear waste. Not possible.

Knowledge of danger fades. Fences fall down. Sign symbols are unrecognized. Wind blows. Water flows.

These soldiers will not be the last.

[czarjak]

12. Lasting Legacy

[LudwigPastorius]

13. How do you say "I invaded Ukraine and all I got were these necrotizing skin ulcers" in Russian?

I see a T shirt opportunity.

[usaf-vet]

17. Goggle Tranlstion

Я вторгся в Украину и получил только эти некротизирующие кожные язвы" по-русски?

[LudwigPastorius]

20. ...

[Crunchy Frog]

14. That is just too perfect. Hope some of them got to send their loot back home to mom.

[SergeStorms]

18. Almost every Russian soldier hadn't been born yet....

when the Chernobyl reactor exploded in 1986.

Many probably didn't have any idea what they were getting into. Russia isn't a country that talks about its failures, especially a catastrophic failure like Chernobyl.

They'll pay for their government's stupidity with their lives, but that's nothing new for government of Russia. They dispatch the lives of it's people with no more care than a child blowing on a dandelion.