'QAnon Shaman' says he stormed Capitol to 'bring God back into the Senate'

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

The man known as the “QAnon Shaman” said he was only trying to spread good vibes and the word of God when he broke into the Capitol — and even stopped a brazen thief from swiping muffins from the break room.

Jacob Chansley, 33, who made national headlines for donning horns, face paint and a fur hat during the Jan. 6 riot, said in his first interview from jail that he was hoping to “bring divinity, and to bring God back into the Senate.”

“I sang a song. And that’s a part of shamanism. It’s about creating positive vibrations in a sacred chamber,” the Arizona man said in an interview that aired Thursday on “CBS This Morning.”

“I also stopped people from stealing and vandalizing that sacred space, the Senate. OK? I actually stopped somebody from stealing muffins out of the, out of the break room,” he told correspondent Laurie Segall in the interview, which was recorded in mid-February.

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Which God, Thor or Wakan Tanka?

[Midnight Writer]

1. He saved America's muffins!

He actually stopped somebody from stealing muffins from the break room!

Then he wiped his ass on the muffins and put them back.

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. They must have been organic. Shamans know this stuff. nt

[Botany]

2. Nothing says good vibes and the word of God more than war paint, a spear, and racist tattoos

[Princess Turandot]

7. And leaving a threatening note for Mike Pence!

[underpants]

3. Vegan banana muffins

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Shamans interact with the spirit world and plural Gods--not considered Judeo-Christian. Which God?

[WyattKansas]

17. One would think that would have been the first clue to his followers and comrades...

That he was make believe POS that only knew how to defraud fools by selling them gimmicks.

But hell, that pretty much explains what has made up the Republican Party for several decades now. Since their children have taken over the Party, they have gone full crazy and stupid with only grab ass games.

[dalton99a]

5. The purpose of the insurrection was to stop the theft of muffins from the Senate breakroom

[multigraincracker]

8. God will now give him a new mission.

Spreading the Gospel in the joint. Lots of sinners in jail for him to save.

[NCjack]

9. Most original fake defense. He should commit his life to serving

the spiritual needs of the incarcerated.

[Grokenstein]

10. Sing! Sing a song!

Scream and howl, bawl and whine
Drink this bottle of turpentine
Everything will work out fine
Once you're dead and gone

[The Roux Comes First]

11. That's Truly What We Are Needing Now!

Yet another self-anointed emissary from the Beyond. Conveniently timed to fill in for the Medal of "Honor" winner?

[Grammy23]

12. So what does he want now?

Are we supposed to pin a rose on this asshat for his heroic actions saving the muffins that fateful day??

[sop]

13. This goof isn't equipped to do hard time, he won't last a week in the joint, I feel sorry for him.

[janterry]

16. he's headed to club fed

he'll be okay

[Hugin]

14. The Old Testament God...

Probably.

That's where most of their end-o-times doctrine comes from along with Hammurabi for their idea of law and order.

[gibraltar72]

15. Dude can't read.

Singing a song is Sha na na ism.

[Grokenstein]

18. Sha na na na, sha na na na na

[tanyev]

19. Worst. Shaman. Ever.