Jake Angeli Will Be Fed Organic Shaman Diet Following Judge's Order: Report

[SheltieLover]

https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-shaman-organic-diet-jake-angeli-1560754?amp=1

The U.S. Marshal's Office said it will be complying with the strict organic diet of the Capitol attack suspect known as the "QAnon Shaman" following reports he has not eaten since he was placed in custody.

During his first appearance at a federal courtroom in Phoenix, Angeli's public defender Gerald Williams told the judge that he had not eaten since he was taken into custody because he is on an extremely restrictive diet consisting solely of organic food, believed to be for religious reasons.

Judge Deborah Fine said the claims were "deeply concerning" and ordered Williams to find a way to accommodate the 33-year-old's demands.

More at link. CODDLING!

[ace3csusm]

1. What a bunch of snow flakes

[pbmus]

3. NoShit...

[alwaysinasnit]

2. There is going to be a deluge of requests for special treatment after this shit.

[marlakay]

18. They are setting precedent and now all

The rest will want it too...this could even cause prison uprising.

[johnp3907]

4. This will make the other prisoners respect him.

NOT!!!!

[lame54]

5. Is spit organic?

[mitch96]

17. Or get his lettuce rubbed in some guys crotch... uffda Nt

[fierywoman]

24. My though too.

[demosincebirth]

25. Horseshit is readily available. It's also organic.

[5X]

6. There will be lots of no-reporting probation and expunged records after all this.

White privilege be an understatement.

[Vivienne235729]

7. Who the hell is this judge?!?!??!! That's insanity.

[lillypaddle]

8. maybe they should kneel on his neck

that would cause him to lose his appetite for any food, organic or not. Only in America do we have snowflake terrorists.

jesus christ on a bicycle.

[Celerity]

42. ...

[lillypaddle]

53. LOL

[Mr. Ected]

9. A lot of inmates are going to start adhering to the religion of filet mignon

Praise the Lord! Bon Appetit!

[MontanaMama]

10. Check the shaman's credit card statement

for any fast food purchases from the last year. I guarantee you will find them.

[Bluethroughu]

16. Exactly!

[marlakay]

20. Check pics on social media nt

[Bluethroughu]

11. Remember the force feeding of Gitmo prisoners

I'm not saying I want that disgusting torture, but he's in the prison system, non organic lettuce should do.

[SheltieLover]

12. IMO, if diet is so important, do NOT engage in crimes!

He gave up that right by choice. Judge should be removed for being spineless & oversoliticious to TERRORIST!

[samnsara]

13. can we send him pablum?

[onethatcares]

26. oatmeal

plain fucking oatmeal with a 8 oz container of milk to use on it and drink.

Definitely no orange juice, butter, toast or coffee

Rest of the inmates will get to say they need sausage gravy and biscuits/poached eggs/steak and eggs et al due to their problem with not having mommy make it.

FFS, any one that has had the pleasure of doing 3 days in county knows the food ain't all that. Lucky if the baloney sammich is good.

Anyone doing long time in a facility will admit the meals aren't that bad. They have to be, a full stomach leaves one less thing to go crazy about.

[DonaldsRump]

14. I thought for sure that this was from The Onion nt

[eShirl]

15. I'm OK with it.

[FreepFryer]

19. Who knew there was a religion for people who didn't wanna have to eat prison food. Cool.

Gonna see a lot of that.

[blueinredohio]

21. What if the rest of the thugs want steak? Are they going to get it?

[Cirque du So-What]

22. It's organic. Eat it.

I dare you.

[kimbutgar]

23. Is this judge one of those ones appointed during the MF45 reign of terror?

[SheltieLover]

31. Not sure

Researching.

[SheltieLover]

34. Phone #

Fine, Deborah M.
Divisional Office:
Phoenix
Phone Number:
602-322-7630

[SheltieLover]

38. Appointed in 2015

[Wicked Blue]

27. What religion is this?

Snake-handlers?

This entitled little asshole should be given The Loaf. That or starve.

[SheltieLover]

29. This!👆

[crickets]

39. +1

[Mosby]

28. Prisoners that ask for kosher or halal food have to provide evidence

Of their past commitment to the religion and its edicts.

Shaman isn't a part of a religion, it's magic basically.

[Progressive Jones]

30. He can eat shit. It's organic.

[SheltieLover]

32. Absofuckingloutely!

[SheltieLover]

33. Judge Deborah Fine's phone #

Fine, Deborah M.
Divisional Office:
Phoenix
Phone Number:
602-322-7630

[haele]

35. Organic Shamen Chow?

Only .05% GMO per serving.

Had a muslim co-worker who was incarcerated over a weekend, it was a bitch finding halal for him to eat apparently. While I don't know how important "organic" really is to someone's dietary restrictions in such a matter, dietary restrictions due to medical issues or religious practices are difficult to support.

Haele

[msongs]

36. sawdust and water are organic. coconut husks, peanut shells, dandelion flowers too nt

[cwydro]

37. Yet, no one explains what a "shaman organic diet" is.

[marked50]

40. I think it should be intravenously given, butt will I accept by enema.

[renate]

41. IDK... honestly I don't see a huge problem

Assuming this really is a religious thing, of course. It's not as though he's entitled to organic versions of what everyone else gets. Organic oatmeal and organic carrots aren't that much more expensive than the regular kind.

[NotASurfer]

43. How many organic shamans do they plan to feed him? n/t

[Lancero]

44. Meh, prisons make exemptions a lot for religious reasons.

I don't think prisons should be required to make accommodations, for anything other than medical reasons, but he's hardly the only person to cry 'religious rights!' in regards to prison life.

Still, how would he even know the difference? Just bring his stuff out from the kitchen directly instead of getting it from the line, give him the same stuff as everyone else, but tell him his was made separate to his 'religious' requirements.

[keithbvadu2]

45. It can be organic but does not have to be tasty.

It can be organic but does not have to be tasty.

[keithbvadu2]

46. Without saying who he is, ask the Trumpsters what they think of his predicament.

[hamsterjill]

47. Oh good grief.

Totally absurd.

[SheltieLover]

48. Coddling this pos!

He is a 2 yr navy vet.

[TheBlackAdder]

49. I think he also wants Starbucks.

[DFW]

50. Cow dung is organic

Can half a billion dung beetles be wrong?

[womanofthehills]

51. There was a picture of this guy and Rudy on Twitter

Looked real. Maybe he has friends in high places.

[roamer65]

52. White privilege.

Just like Colbert stated on his monologue.

[TexasBushwhacker]

54. I read he likes his organic peyote too n/t

[Gothmog]

55. I have special dietary restrictions

Link to tweet

[SheltieLover]

56. Hahaha!

The cow strikes again!