The White House on lockdown

[DesertRat]

Hiding in the bunker?

The White House on lockdown: A federal law enforcement source tells NBC that beginning tomorrow, crews will build a “non-scalable” fence to secure the WH complex, Ellipse and Lafayette Square.

250 National Guardsmen have been put on standby, reporting to Metro Police officials.

Link to tweet

[zackymilly]

1. That's to keep trump from sneaking back in when he loses. n/t

[Pachamama]

2. Sounds like Mango Mussolini is fortifying the area around the White House so he can stay

...and do some very bad things...

[BobTheSubgenius]

60. That thought has crossed my mind.

Way more than once. Stampeding, even.

[Mr. Ected]

3. P.S. - Mexico will be paying for it.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

[Drum]

19. 👆this

[EndlessWire]

29. LOL! n/t

[halobeam]

30. WOOHOOOO!!! haha!

[dchill]

65. Are you here all week? I think you ARE!

[dweller]

4. W T F ?

not surprised, just wanted to say W T F ?

fatnixon will have to be dug out from the bunker ..

✌🏻

[Blue_true]

48. I would love to see pictures of that asshole being taken out of a spider hole, ala Saddam.

Bald head, pale skin looking like shit, dirty red tie, diapers full of shit.

[dweller]

49. Sounds like

next thursday ...

✌🏻

[lunatica]

69. Naw. He's stocking up as we speak

He needs $70,000 dollars for his hair alone. At least that’s what he claims on his taxes. I’m sure he lowballed it though.

[Blue_true]

80. Since we know where he will be, we can simply lay a Vicksburg like siege and wait him out.

But, I would not put it past him to have dug a secret tunnel that we don’t know about, to the Russian Embassy.

[elleng]

5. WH complex, Ellipse and Lafayette Square! ;-(

Folks, lets think about meet ups in and around DC, after all this crap ends.

[brettdale]

6. And If Biden wins

And trump supporters are rioting, they will be allowed to, no pepper spraying tear gassing white people.

[iluvtennis]

40. + agree. nt

[BlueLucy]

7. Has this ever happened before?

Why is he doing this?

[Wicked Blue]

11. So he can't be dragged out on Jan. 20?

Maybe he plans to chain himself to his gold toilet or something

[PatrickforO]

58. Wow. This post made me think of that scene in

the old cult classic Boondock Saints, where one of the brothers gets chained to the toilet while the Russian guy tries to kill the other brother.

Remember?

[mercuryblues]

76. I love the Boondocks Saints. I wish they would make a 3rd one.

[Rhiannon12866]

14. That's my question, too - why now in particular?

Is there something we should know? Or is it just more Trump??

[Thekaspervote]

28. Shear and utter fear...he's a coward

[Renew Deal]

8. World War Z

Where is Brad Pitt?

[shelshaw]

9. Digging that tunnel to moscow

The Shitshow Redemption

[yourmovemonkey]

34. OK, that was seriously funny

Thanks

[AllyCat]

47. Yeah!

[captain queeg]

10. Bunker boy. What a candy ass whiney snow flake.

[Illumination]

46. Not to worry. The Bonkers Bunker Boy is probably stocked with lots of toys for his man-child

mentality to be preoccupied with. Speaking of candy...I'm sure there's also lots of left over Halloween candy to fatten up that big gut & ass even more!...

[captain queeg]

61. OMG his ass is getting so fat. Can hardly wait till what lies come from his next physical.

But really I don’t know how he keeps going. I guess the drugs. Hope he has the bunker stocked up.

[mercuryblues]

77. He won't be getting another physical on our dime

[Catcar]

12. Trump will make sure he is safe and sound while setting his feral base loose on America! Coward!

[DesertRat]

26. Twitter should shut down his account on Nov. 4

[secondwind]

13. I hate the way he spends taxpayer dollars on shit like this.

[Rhiannon12866]

16. Exactly.

Never has one irresponsible guy ever wasted so much.

[DesertRat]

21. Bush spent less time in his bunker on 9/11

Link to tweet

[Rhiannon12866]

25. Good one!

The MSM needs to point this out on every single newscast - including footage of Bush* and his bullhorn standing on the rubble with that fireman at his side!

[JonLP24]

62. Not Cheney though

Cheney was famous for spending time in an "undisclosed location".

[uponit7771]

41. +1

[Blue Owl]

15. Go fuck yourself Donny

n/t

[Solly Mack]

17. K&R

[Klaralven]

18. The bunker can't be that deep - White House elevation is only 59 feet above sea level.

DC was a swamp before it was DC.

[murielm99]

35. I forgot about it being a former swamp.

That must be what he meant by "draining the swamp." He meant to drain DC of all competent people.

[NJCher]

64. He certainly did that, didn't he?

Any person with scruples, vision, or of competence quit. That’s how he drained the swamp.

[Blue_true]

51. My guess is it had seriously reinforced walls that can hold back the sea if need be. nt

[keithbvadu2]

20. Hatred of lockdown must only apply to Trump's minions. He seems to like it.

Hatred of lockdown must only apply to Trump's minions.

He seems to like it.

[BigmanPigman]

22. All part of tRump's ongoing reality TV show.

He thinks he is staging this perfectly to suit his agenda and his cult of deplorables. Some people will fall for it but 4+ years of his BS has made us uninterested in his staged for TV nonsense.

[Ellipsis]

23. Zombies... reanimated covid zombies.

[Sogo]

24. He's got something nasty planned

for when it's clear he loses.

[Harker]

31. His 400 invited election night guests...

should check their automatic weapons before entering.

[Karma13612]

27. He's afraid of what is going to happen

When he loses on Tuesday. He doesn’t want to see the cheering crowds making fun of him!!

And he is having a big bash Tuesday night, so he wants to keep the place secure for all his ugly, criminal, gold-plated guests.

Ugh.

This is SOOOOO not what the White House is meant to be.

He is treating OUR President’s Residence like his own private residence.

Can’t wait for this election to be finished so we can begin to get rest, start eating better, sleeping better, getting COVID-safe exercise. All in preparation for taking over in January 2021.

It’s going to get rougher before Inauguration Day, but we can get thru this.

Time is ticking down Donnie. You are going to be done, and find yourself without a home very soon. Hope Mar-a-Lago is ready cause that’s the only place that will welcome you.

[brettdale]

32. Agree 100%

Its the visuals he doesn't want cheering crowds of people making fun of him.

[CentralMass]

43. +1

[fierywoman]

57. He's afraid of Dancing in the Streets!

[Karma13612]

73. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍💙. NT

[Generic Brad]

85. Except he can't bring himself to not watch TV

He'll see it all anyway. What a looney tune.

[KentuckyWoman]

33. He finally gets his big beautiful wall.

Poor Trumpy thinks America is going to storm the Bastille and drag his ass out ... ON election day.

Dumbass.

[FailureToCommunicate]

36. Some of those 400 invited guests have to wonder if he'll go all Jim Jones...

It's OUR house, by the way, Mr "President" You are just a tenant for the next few months.

[Sogo]

37. Holy crap, hadn't thought of that....

I'll pass on the punch, thank you....

[world wide wally]

38. It's time to "inspect" the bunker again

[LudwigPastorius]

39. Sounds like he's not planning on leaving.

[lastlib]

42. An act of a tyrant in fear of the will of the people.

Remember, the "Berlin Wall" was also "un-scalable".........

Mr. tRumpovich, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!

[C Moon]

44. But he'll allow certain visitors in, like Putin.

[CentralMass]

45. He"s insane.

[MontanaMama]

50. What a fucking baby.

For real.

[Talitha]

52. Maybe Cheetolini found out what happened to Mussolini.

Tick-tock, Donald.... tick-tock.

[rocktivity]

53. It's the national guard (if not the military) that he's trying to keep out

in case he has to be removed by force.


rocktivity

[yankeepants]

54. They couldn't come up with a "Non-Scalable" Border wall

but they can build one to keep little Lord Fauntleroy safe from the scary people. JFC I can't wait for this nightmare to end.

[Joinfortmill]

55. WTF?

[burrowowl]

56. Is this a joke?!

[DesertRat]

78. I don't think a NBC WH correspondent would joke about this

[Aussie105]

59. Possible scenarios:

1. Trump is digging in because:

If the Dems win the election, he thinks they will come around in huge numbers, overpower the secret service, and hang him from the nearest lamp post.
Said Dems are more likely to go home, smile a lot, and relax, for the first time in years.

OR

He will Tweet his followers, the bikers for trump, the proud (sad) boys, the armed Trump humpers, who will roam the streets and loot, pillage and rape just to show America Trump is a sore looser.
The fence around the WH is to ensure the blood crazed Trump supporters don't get carried away and get blood on the White House lawn.

OR

Trump is going into extended hiding.
(Correct response: Switch power and water off to the White House, block all deliveries of food, water, adult diapers, Junior's drug deliveries. Disrupt/disconnect all mobile phone access. Marine 1 develops mechanical issues and can't be flown.
WH staff, all out! And the clincher: remove his golf clubs!)

OR
He is planning to keep the 400 invited election night guests as hostages and human shields if he loses. The wall is to keep them in.

[Elwood P Dowd]

63. They've resurrected Albert Speer to build a new bunker complex

and Dr Theodor Morell to treat Fuhrer Trump.

[Volaris]

66. Hes barricading the White House off from the People who actually OWN IT.

FatNixon is exactly right. Oh and those 250 NGs? They're there in case the rightful owners of that building decide to show up to speak our minds. Putting them under the control of dc police is just fluff dressing.

Keep pushing, Donnie. Lose, piss us off and you'll see up close how 'unscalable' those walls are.

[IronLionZion]

67. Bunker Boy and Eva Braun nt

[James48]

68. I'm fine with that.

Let’s turn the area into Trump prison. Joe Biden can take over the Trump Hotel Post Office Complex for his work space.

We can sell tickets for people to come see the orange orangutan behind his wall. He can apply for parole in, say, 20 years. (Parole denied).

[vercetti2021]

70. I hope he does a Hitler

Loses, gets humiliated. Does a Hitler

[niyad]

71. I have this image of the murdering orange traitor ordering that wall built and then declaring it

his own country. Sort of like Vatican City.

[lindysalsagal]

74. You may not be entirely incorrect about that....

The man's not right in the head,

[Sloumeau]

72. Trump realizes that he will probably lose so,

he's having people build a barrier in the hopes that he cannot be dragged from the White House, kicking and screaming.

[lindysalsagal]

75. I've got it:

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[DesertRat]

79. In more ways than one

[WyattKansas]

81. Send in Angelina Jolie to take out all the Russian Salts and keep Useful Idiot's hand off the button

Maybe she could just go ahead and toss Useful Idiot in the dumpster, so the White House can be disinfected and fumigated for President Elect Biden. That works for me.

[GoCubsGo]

82. This strikes me as more "Reality Show Theatre."

With a sprinkling of victimization. It also plays into the all of Trump's fear-mongering, as does all of the "Cities are boarding up to prepare for possible violence."

[DFW]

83. From far down below, Trump will hear the cry from the second floor residence:

"Trumpunzel Trumpunzel, let down your hair! Or Melania's hair! We don't care!"

[Blue Owl]

84. Little Donny's PERMANENT time-out