Paul Ryan: I can burrow through an elephant. And what's more,

[PCIntern]

I wrote all of Shakespeare's Plays and my wife and I wrote the Sonnets.

(with apologies to Monty Python.)

[pnwmom]

1. And what's more . . .

my Invisibility Cloak is better than Obama's Invisibility Cloak.

[stlsaxman]

2. ... and i shit pure gold.

[longship]

3. That wasn't your claim, was it Mr. Ryan.

Ryan: Yes it was.

MP: I have your claim right here. It says, "I can be thrown off Beachy Head and be buried."

Ryan: No it doesn't. You can't read be writing.

MP: It's typed. We're not going to quibble, Mr. Ryan. Take it away, Beachy Head.

Ryan: No. No. No! Ahhhhhh!

Well, that's approximately the rest of it, as much as I remember.

The Pythons were awesome.

Here's the YaTube:

Can't watch it, not enough BW here.

[PCIntern]

4. Tee-riffic.... Nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. I'm so fast I can turn out the light and be in bed before it gets dark and before Muhammed

Ali can even think about it.

[PCIntern]

6. He's so fast he hit a line drive and was called out

when it hit him sliding into second base.

[PCIntern]

7. shameless self-Kick in honor of Ryan's latest LIE