Trump, "We were cocked and loaded."

[Botany]

I had to double check if what I was seeing was right but it was. COCKED AND LOADED.

When does this crazy train stop?

[ProudLib72]

1. Cracked and Bloated?

Do a triple check and I'm sure you will find he actually said this.

[boston bean]

3. Croked and Bloated would be better!

[onecaliberal]

2. This is an actual title of a Stormy Daniels movie.

[boston bean]

4. Are you shitting me!?

OMFG!!! LOL

[ProudLib72]

6. I looked for it and couldn't find it

There is one called Cocked and Loaded, but Stormy isn't in it.

[onecaliberal]

12. Then the reporting is not accurate.

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. "mocked and bloated"

[jpak]

7. No sex threads!

[Hoyt]

8. Apparently, Twitter is having a laughfest over trump screwing up "Locked and Loaded."

I'm glad he called off attack, even if Putin ordered him to, and hope Iranians got a good laugh off it. But, he really is a terrible joke.

[Botany]

9. End stage syphilis

Just saying.

[Fozzledick]

13. Maybe. Maybe amphetamine psychosis. Maybe demonic possession.

There's so much evidence for each that it's hard to sort it out.

[underpants]

10. He also included "sights" instead of "sites"

In. One. Single. Tweet.

[Botany]

11. Top, of, his, class, at, Wharton.

I myself have always been a fan of his use of
the random comma.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

14. Freudian slip?

[Blue Owl]

15. The smocking cock

n/t