He's got the whole world in his chunky, little hands. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("Just who's so crazy now?" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, there's no hurry to make a trade deal with China. . . . As I wrote in my best-selling The Art of the Deal, when negotiating you have to pretend as though you're not hurting, like your bank account isn't hurting or your farmers aren't hurting, or your businesses aren't hurting just to get a better deal. . . . Sometime you have to be ready to take a loss. . . . Even a really, really big loss when all your relatives are warning against it, and even your father threatens to disinherit you, for example. . . . Trust me, I know what I'm doing. . . . I'm the expert!"

[magicarpet]

1. Expert ASSHOLE !!!!!

[vlyons]

2. So let's "disinherit" him

Like always, he's playing with someone else's money. Our money as consumers.

[underpants]

3. Nobody knows 'Gina better than me. I ever have a trampstamp in the Chinese letter thing

That says KING. Well it used to now it sort says | < ~ | V @.

[skip fox]

4. Or maybe it was:

屁眼儿 混蛋 肛门


(trans. "asshole&quot

[ProudLib72]

5. Rump: "Group hug everyone!"

Reporters: "These are not mic extensions. These are extra long poles to keep you the fuck away from us. Everything you touches dies a horrible, agonizing death."

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. Look see! My gut is BIGGER than my hands are.....

[rustydog]

7. "I am the ONLY president in history to congratulate the World Cup Series Champion

RED SOCKS!

[emmaverybo]

8. I could eat a bucket of KFC this large

[skip fox]

9. D.T. is saying:

"It's not a girdle. . . . It helps my posture, okay?"