"OMG they're down to Christie, Rick Perry and Santorum."

[Different Drummer]

Link to tweet

[Kingofalldems]

1. I predict someone from Fox news.

[Corgigal]

2. Please make it Santorum.

Will make his date night photo with our newest Russian spy photo even more delicious.

[crazycatlady]

8. Well Santorum should be familiar with the frothy mess that is the White House

[PJMcK]

11. I see what you did there, crazycatlady!

Well played.

[grantcart]

29. CNN. Santorum declines

[AJT]

3. I think Santorum is stupid enough to take the job.

[pwb]

4. Three pledges of loyalty no doubt.

[Gothmog]

5. Governor Goodhair is too stupid to be COS

[cloudbase]

7. But he's not smart enough to turn the job down.

Think of all the new Aggie jokes that could spawn.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. But he's stupid enough to take the job.

Nobody with two functioning brain cells to rub together would want it.

[dalton99a]

6. He'll change the salary to $5 million and give the job to Ivanka

[NewJeffCT]

9. I don't think Jared would approve of Christie

That said, Christie has a background in the law, and is at least intelligent, moderately competent and probably as a good fit for the job as Trump can get.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. He's probably too smart to want it, unless he's still as desperate

for a Trump admin job as he was right after the election. If he still wants to work there then he's dumber than I thought. Also, he's enough of an egomaniac that he and Trump would start fighting within hours.

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. I think Perry is still looking for his DOE office, so no help there... nt

[Bob Loblaw]

13. Didn't Perry want to

eliminate the president's chief of staff?

[lpbk2713]

12. And Jon Voight and The Quitter Half Governor

What a fine field of losers.

BWAHAHAHAHA

[RockRaven]

14. Jarvanka was behind Kelly's ouster, so replacing him with Christie is incongruent, given his

history with the Kushners. Rick "Oops" Perry or Mr. Frothy Mixture. Yikes.

[oberliner]

15. Is Meadows out already?

[babylonsister]

16. Yep. He's way too busy representin' NC. nt

[Bev54]

17. Santorum

If it gets him off CNN, I will go with it and the added bonus will be he will need a lawyer as of day 1 and when all is over we may never hear from him again

[Hoyt]

18. If it gets Perry out of Energy, hope he gets it.

[UTUSN]

19. "down to" says it all!1

[redstatebluegirl]

20. Good grief, crazy Santorum would be the worst of that lot. Crazy religious nuitcase.

[cynatnite]

21. If Santorum can be on that list, so can Sarah Palin, damn it. n/t

[TlalocW]

22. I don't want to inflict Kobach on the rest of the country (I'm a Kansan)

But you have to consider the possibility. He and Trump were chummy at one point, and they're both racist fucks who hate immigrants. But he did lose, and Trump hates losers. I'd have to say there's about 50-50 odds on his at least being on a list of possibles.

TlalocW

[McCamy Taylor]

23. Good grief! Of the three only Christie has a brain.

Since being without brain is not a handicap in this race, I have a nice piece of broccoli whom I would like to nominate for the job.

[FakeNoose]

25. It makes me wonder why he'd even want the job

But seriously, why does it have to be somebody famous? Cheeto needs a person who really knows how government works, like for example, someone who has done this before. His biggest problem (besides the obvious) is that nobody he's hired in the last 2 years has a clue how to do their job. A real, experienced Chief of Staff would be a welcome relief after all this chaos. Stop looking for super-stars and start looking for somebody that's competent and experienced.

[lindysalsagal]

24. I hope vindictive chrispie gets it.

Cause things can always get worse when you put 2 raging sociopathic narcissists into an impossible situation.

[dameatball]

28. Crap. I was really hoping for Gary Busey.

Okay, who do think would win in a steel cage death match? Rick Santorum/ Chris Christie vs. Gary Busey/Ted Nugent? Two out of three falls. Crapping your pants counts as a fall.


Or.....pick any of your favorites from the top ten.

[NastyRiffraff]

30. Santorum's refused

Let that sink in. Rick Santorum refused to work for Trump.

[underpants]

31. pRick Santorum just said NO on CNN

Second to last segment. Yeah that's where you rank pRick

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211539991

[Takket]

32. geez when rick santorum feels like you are done for as a president........

you must be REALLY fucked.

[Mike Nelson]

33. lol...

… Santorum is out and Christie wouldn't last a week in the job.. that leaves Perry. He's not too bright, but I'm sure he can compare the salaries and change desks if it means more money.

[GulfCoast66]

34. He's stupid, but that stupid.

Why have we not heard much about Perry ratfucking his department? Like with the EPA and Interior?

I think he is smart enough to kick back and let the staff run the show. He ain’t giving that gig up for one that requires work.

[Submariner]

35. Jon Lovitz would be a natural for Trump C of S

[Blue Owl]

36. Santorum has been wiped from the lips of many

n/t

[keithbvadu2]

37. Yes! Put Rick in the public eye.

Yes! Put Rick in the public eye.

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