Jacob Wohl's big press conference coming up at noon!: Update! This is HUGH!!!

[Kingofalldems]

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[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Cancelled, wasn't it?

I'm not biking over to Rosslyn to find out.

Nice day for it, though.

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. No, it started at 12:00 EST.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

6. It's going on without the planned star of the event? NT

[fleur-de-lisa]

16. Yes, still going and without the accuser.

Several people are there and live tweeting. Here's one:

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[ooky]

3. Looks like they are in his Mom's basement alright.

I'm not going to watch 16 minutes of clowns though.

[irisblue]

4. Odds & ends from "the interwebz"....& WillSommets twitter feed

MHz (@marcahertz) Tweeted:
@willsommer @AdamWeinstein Don't they remind you of a young Rpger Stone and Paul Manafort? https://t.co/gOK5WZAs1c

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From left: Paul Manafort, Roger Stone, and Lee Atwater in March 1985, when they were lobbying partners. Harry Naltchayan/The Washington Post via Getty


So is JacobAWohl a wanna be Mannafort🤔 Stone🤔 or Atwater🤔

[Roland99]

5. That is NOT a holiday inn conf room

[fleur-de-lisa]

21. That video was not at the Holdiay Inn, but the "press conference" was. Just ended.

[skypilot]

7. What's that German word...

...for "face in need of a fist"?

[Turbineguy]

26. "Backpfeifengesicht"

The Germans have one word for "the torments of hell" too.

Clever people. The Russians believe the Germans put the Moon up there to light the way at night.

[MineralMan]

8. Mom's Basement?

What a pair of morons!

[Brother Buzz]

24. I bet he phones it in - *sent from Jabob's Mom's IPhone

[NastyRiffraff]

9. Is that supposed to be the presser?

Definitely not in a Holiday Inn; probably his mom's basement. And what's with Burkman giggling while Wohl is whining?

[irisblue]

10. And here is more...

Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) Tweeted:
Bussed in MOB https://t.co/BSDYKXYlIc

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🇺🇸 #RIPGOP 🏳️‍🌈 (@_ReaalAmerican_) Tweeted:
RT @DarthCoven: @JacobAWohl It's a bus that does the NYC/Baltimore/Arlington route. It's there whether you're holding your "press conferenc…

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Matt in CO (@Matt_in_CO) Tweeted:
@DarthCoven @JacobAWohl You'd think he'd be more concerned about that white van that is definitely not FBI agents.

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🤔🤦🤣

[MineralMan]

14. Yes. That white van has FBI written all over it!

[irisblue]

18. White Cargo Van, parked behind a SUV with dark tinted windows.

yep, an extraction team.

[gratuitous]

11. Wohl: Oh, my girlfriend lives in Canada

You wouldn't know her.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

12. Uh-oh, the mob is there. Video of the event:

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Burkman continues to praise Wohl, who's 20: “Jacob is on of the brightest and most capable people i’ve ever met...Jacob's a lot smarter than I am.”

A heckler brings up Wohl's lifetime ban from futures trading: "He can't even open an eTrade account!"

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The hapless Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman press conference on Robert Mueller is about to kick off!

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Its on Periscope:

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Is there video? Please tell me there’s going to be video.

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{no text, but a video feed}

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[MineralMan]

13. Somehow, this all seems like an elaborate practical joke.

Unfortunately for those boys, the FBI has a lousy sense of humor.

[Denzil_DC]

15. Claude Taylor reportedly turned up with a prop:

[Achilleaze]

17. Who is the republican drunk slouching to the left?

Sad sack (R)

[budkin]

19. Mueller / Cucks BTFO!!!

KEK! SPICY! (Did I get that right?)

[Kingofalldems]

20. Did they show a movie?

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[irisblue]

22. But wait, there's more!

AbracaApril 🇺🇸 (@lirpalomina) Tweeted:
I'm dying.
I am dead, resurrected, and am dead again. https://t.co/9f7xpHv9Dw

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Derp Digler (@DiglerDerp) Tweeted:
@lirpalomina You are risen. Unlike his fly

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AbracaApril 🇺🇸 (@lirpalomina) Tweeted:
@DiglerDerp Boom.

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His dad. 🤦😱😵


Grim Reaper (@grandpappydeath) Tweeted:
@lirpalomina Please don’t do that. Each time you, die my text alerts go off.. I get there, alive.. leave, goes off again.
You have commit to one or the other. I’m a busy specter you know.

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[Scurrilous]

23. ...

[Roland99]

25. He's the great...#CornWohlio !!!

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[Blue Owl]

31. He needs TP (Trump/Pence) for his bunghole!

n/t

[sfwriter]

27. Any link to the document they released?

Anywhere?

[Kingofalldems]

29. The one they sent to Gateway was taken down.

[FSogol]

28. Press conference? I thought it was a live action reboot of Beavis and Butthead

[Kingofalldems]

30. Hahaha:

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