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scheming daemons

(25,487 posts)
Fri Apr 20, 2018, 01:28 AM Apr 2018

Donald Trump is proof that time machines will never be invented


Any future society that invented a time machine would've come back and made sure he never got elected.




Unless.... of course.... the inventors of the time machine are evil f**ks.
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Donald Trump is proof that time machines will never be invented (Original Post) scheming daemons Apr 2018 OP
Causality paradox ProudLib72 Apr 2018 #1
The multiverse theory would allow for Exultant Democracy Apr 2018 #4
Fox news makes me just as smart as all the educated liberals I hate. Volaris Apr 2018 #7
Ha! Didn't know where you were Cha Apr 2018 #2
Yep. He correctly predicted the biggest political scandal since Watergate dalton99a Apr 2018 #3
Thanks for those timely predictions from NostraDUMBASS, Cha Apr 2018 #5
Hitler had already covered that grantcart Apr 2018 #6

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
1. Causality paradox
Fri Apr 20, 2018, 01:33 AM
Apr 2018

If they invent a time machine, go back and fix the mess, then there is no reason to invent the time machine in the first place. Personally, I would rather just go with the multi-verse theory and slip into a reality where HRC won. That would be much easier to pull off.

Exultant Democracy

(6,597 posts)
4. The multiverse theory would allow for
Fri Apr 20, 2018, 03:18 AM
Apr 2018

Infinite tricks by time traveling dicks without running up against causality.

In fact If we take the multiverse as a given the fact of Trump could almost be considered proof of time travel. What else could explain all the nonsense.

Volaris

(11,697 posts)
7. Fox news makes me just as smart as all the educated liberals I hate.
Fri Apr 20, 2018, 04:28 AM
Apr 2018

Fox tole me so.

That's your answer, right damn there

dalton99a

(94,114 posts)
3. Yep. He correctly predicted the biggest political scandal since Watergate
Fri Apr 20, 2018, 03:05 AM
Apr 2018

October 28, 2016 in Cedar Rapids, IA

“As you’ve heard, earlier today the FBI after discovering new emails is reopening their investigation into Hillary Clinton… The investigation is the biggest political scandal since Watergate and it’s everybody’s hope that justice at last can be delivered.”

November 2, 2016 in Miami, FL

“If Hillary Clinton were to be elected, it would create an unprecedented and protracted constitutional crisis. Haven’t we just been through a lot with the Clintons, right?”

November 2, 2016 in Orlando, FL

“Hillary is likely to be under investigation for many years, probably concluding in a criminal trial.”

November 4, 2016 in Atkinson, NH

“She'll be under investigation for years. She'll be with trials. Our country, we have to get back to work.”

November 4, 2016 in Wilmington, OH

“Hillary has engaged in a criminal massive enterprise and cover-ups like probably nobody ever before.”

November 5, 2016 in Reno, NV

“There's virtually no doubt that FBI Director Comey and the great, great special agents of the FBI will be able to collect more than enough evidence to garner indictments against Hillary Clinton and her inner circle, despite her efforts to disparage them and to discredit them. If she were to win this election, it would create an unprecedented constitutional crisis. In that situation, we could very well have a sitting president under felony indictment and ultimately a criminal trial.”

November 5, 2016 in Denver, CO

“Her current scandals and controversies will continue throughout her presidency and we will make it honestly, look, it's gonna be virtually impossible for her to govern. Now, the Republicans have talked very tough and the Democrats. It's gonna be just another mess for another four years, folks. A mess. We've got to get back to work, right? I mean, we have to get back to work.”

November 6, 2016 in Minneapolis, MN

“First thing you should do is get rid of Clinton. Hillary Clinton will be under investigation for a long, long time for her many crimes against our nation, our people, our democracy, likely concluding in a criminal trial.”

November 6, 2016 in Moon Township, PA

“The investigations into her crimes will go on for a long, long time. The rank and file special agents at the FBI won't let her get away with these terrible crimes, including the deletion of 33,000 emails after receiving a congressional subpoena. Right now, she's being protected by a rigged system.”

Cha

(319,067 posts)
5. Thanks for those timely predictions from NostraDUMBASS,
Fri Apr 20, 2018, 03:29 AM
Apr 2018

Dalton.. he only got the name wrong

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